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KallieMarieXoXo

1. KallieMarieXoXo
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 9:39am UTC
   You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you're all the same.
   nmf/nmq
   
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2. KallieMarieXoXo
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2011 11:00am UTC
   I'll have a coke.
   Is pepsi okay?
   I dont know, is monopoly money okay?
   
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3. KallieMarieXoXo
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2011 9:24pm UTC
   Dear Hurricane Irene,
   F**k You.
   Sincerly,
   The Entire East Coast
   
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4. KallieMarieXoXo
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2011 11:14pm UTC
   If you become a mother,
   Can I have one of the puppies?
   
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5. KallieMarieXoXo
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2011 10:50pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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6. KallieMarieXoXo
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2011 6:32pm UTC
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   cross your heart and hope to die,
   clothes and makeup
   boys and lies.
   forever there until the end,
   thats the description of a true
   B.E.S.T. F.R.I.E.N.D.
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7. KallieMarieXoXo
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2011 3:48pm UTC
   I wasn't that drunk...
   Dude. You were hitting on the McDonalds speaker box.
   
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8. KallieMarieXoXo
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2011 9:02pm UTC
   I wasn't that drunk...
   Dude. You asked your girlfriend if she was single.
   
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9. KallieMarieXoXo
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2011 8:56pm UTC
   I wasn't that drunk...
   Dude. You gave a sock to a midget yelling "Dobby YOUR free!"
   
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10. KallieMarieXoXo
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    I wasn't that drunk...
    Dude. You were arguing with yourself, over the phone and got upset when you hung up.
    
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11. KallieMarieXoXo
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    When life
    gives you a hundred
    reasons to cry,
    show life
    that you have a thousand
    reasons to smile.
    
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12. KallieMarieXoXo
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    loved you once
    love you still
    always have
    always will
    ♥
    
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13. KallieMarieXoXo
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    Best Friends are siblings that God forgot to give us.
    ♥
    
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14. KallieMarieXoXo
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    I'm smiling because were related.
    I'm laughing because
    There's nothing you can do about it.
    
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15. KallieMarieXoXo
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 7:47am UTC
    >-<
    Only ninjas can read this quote. So highlight if your a ninja.
    click the heart if you highlighted it anyway.
    
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16. KallieMarieXoXo
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 7:42am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.
    not my quote or format
    
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17. KallieMarieXoXo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    Fav if you refer to something as a "thingy" when you can't remember what it's called
    
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18. KallieMarieXoXo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    Rest in Peace
    Today, an 11 year old girl fell from the top of a ferris wheel in Wildwood, New Jersey at Morey's Peir. She was alone, and nobody knows how she fell. She was 11 years old and she lost her life for no reason. When she hit the ground, my friend was 4 feet in front of her. Imagine what was going through her mind those last few seconds of her life. Can I get a few favs for the little girl's family and friends? This girl's name was Abiah Jones and she was 11 years old. it is believed that she stood up, fainted, and fell 10 stories to her death. She broke almost every bone in her body. Pray for her family please.
    
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19. KallieMarieXoXo
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    Fav if your the type of girl who secretly gets jealous when she's around him.
    
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20. KallieMarieXoXo
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    I'm sorry that I have flaws.
    I'm sorry that I try my best.
    I'm sorry that I will never be good enough.
    I'm sorry that I'm not perfect.
    
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