taylorlovesmatt

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hi! i'm taylor! i'm just a good home southern girl!

taylorlovesmatt
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 9:59am UTC

you
are a
TRUE wittian!

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taylorlovesmatt
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March 3, 2012 1:22pm UTC

that awkward moment
when all the top quotes are by 'f**kerr'

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taylorlovesmatt
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 6:14pm UTC

wore no makeup.
got a kiss.
and "you're beautiful."
win.

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taylorlovesmatt
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February 16, 2012 8:10am UTC

belly; meet butterflies. butterlies; meet belly. you'll be very close if this boy stays <3

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taylorlovesmatt
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February 7, 2012 9:28pm UTC

did you know?
that no one cares about today being the second day, of the second week, of the second month, of the second year, of the second decade, of the second mellinium..

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taylorlovesmatt
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January 26, 2012 8:03pm UTC

i have a big decision to make...

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taylorlovesmatt
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January 20, 2012 1:25pm UTC

boy: hey, i've been waiting for a long time to tell you
, but i've had a crush on you forever and i'd like to take it
somewhere else. you have a beautiful smile, beautiful eyes,
and a cute laugh. you are everything i want.
i think about you all the time and i can't get you off my mind.
girl: b****, you just interrupted my
temple run! thanks to you, i ran
into a tree. get out of here!

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taylorlovesmatt
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 8:02pm UTC

all i want for christmas is you<3
but then i remembered you were a d*ck!

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taylorlovesmatt
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December 3, 2011 3:24pm UTC

i'm --% obsessed with my looks
Hair:
[x] straightener
[x] curling iron
[x] mousse
[x] hair spray
[] gel
[] other sprays
[x] bobby pins
[] round barrel brush
[x] blow dryer (or a fan)
[x] mirror
[] you have dyed your hair
[] you have or had highlights
Total: 7
Eyes:
[] black eyeliner
[x] other color eyeliner
[x] eye shadow
[x] mascara
[] fake eyelashes
[x] eyelash curler
[] eye shimmer
[] colored contacts
[] sunglasses
[x] eye makeup remover
[] olive oil
Total so far: 12
Lips/Teeth:
[x] clear lip gloss
[x] red or pink gloss
[] lip stick
[x] chap stick
[] lip plumper
[] electric toothbrush
[] teeth whitener
[] lip liner
[] more than 15 lip glosses
[x] toothpaste
Total so far: 16
Complexion/Overall face:
[] blush
[x]moisturizer
[x] face wash
[x] bronzer
[x] makeup remover
[] face wipes
[x] powder
[x] cover up
Total so far: 22
Nails:
[x] nail polish
[x] filer
[x] nail clipper
[] nail buffer
[] cuticle remover
[x] nail hardener
[] nail brush
[] Fake nails
[] nail scissors
Overall Total: 26
Now multiply your overall total by 2
Then, repost as I am 52% obsessed with my looks.

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taylorlovesmatt
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 11:12pm UTC

that awkward moment
when you find out that babies actually come from the sky like in the Grinch movie..

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taylorlovesmatt
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December 1, 2011 3:39pm UTC

Romeo, Romeo, Where art thou MY romeo...?

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taylorlovesmatt
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 12:50pm UTC

if my dreams were like reality, everything would be perfect!

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taylorlovesmatt
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 6:28pm UTC

the awkward moment
when a vegetarian eats an animal cracker.

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taylorlovesmatt
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 12:34pm UTC

hey! guess what!
i found your nose! it was in my business! please take it back before i break it! ;)

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taylorlovesmatt
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November 23, 2011 8:20am UTC

I have screwed up 78% of my teenage life.
[x] Kissed someone before dating
[x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 3
[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[x] Missed school just because you felt like it
[x]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 7
[x] Got your mom, dad, *brother etc to get you out of school
[x] Texted people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 12
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called someone during school hours
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 15
[] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission
[x] Broke the dress code
[] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class
Total so far: 18
[x (jokingly)] Been called the worst student
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 21
[x] Faked your parents signature
[x] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework
[x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 26
Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as "I have screwed up __% of my teenage life

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taylorlovesmatt
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 10:10pm UTC

that moment when
*you are coloring like a little kid*
<crayon breaks>
you: F*CK!!! (criess insidee)
(mom comes running in)
mom: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!!!?!?!??! D:<
you: i said DUCK!
(breaks tip off crayon and keeps coloring with the very tip!)

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taylorlovesmatt
posted a quote
November 16, 2011 10:50am UTC

i love you this big, eyes have never seen. this big, no ones ever dreamed, this big, and i'll spend the rest of my life explaining what words cannot describe but i'll try..i love you this big<3

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taylorlovesmatt
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 8:47pm UTC

i feel like:
all guys fall for the 'fake' girls and don't realize the real ones..

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taylorlovesmatt
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 8:35pm UTC

is it just me, or does anyone else get into those crying moods were all you wanna do is cry...

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taylorlovesmatt
posted a quote
November 9, 2011 10:36pm UTC

scotty mccreery = my true, perfect guy<3

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