taylorguitargurl's Quotes

taylorguitargurl
posted a quote
September 6, 2011 1:41am UTC

if we are not supposed to have midnight snacks,
why is there a light in the fridge?

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taylorguitargurl
posted a quote
September 6, 2011 12:01am UTC

here's all you have to know about men and women:
women are crazy,
men are stupid.
and the main reason women are crazy is cause men are stupid.
the end.

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taylorguitargurl
posted a quote
September 5, 2011 1:48pm UTC

do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
;)
Format by Sandrasaurus

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taylorguitargurl
posted a quote
September 5, 2011 1:16pm UTC

when i am sad, i stop
being sad and be
AWESOME instead.
TRUE STORY.

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taylorguitargurl
posted a quote
September 3, 2011 7:24pm UTC

"that's not at all awkward"
fave if you read that sarcastically :)

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taylorguitargurl
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September 2, 2011 6:51pm UTC

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did i almost fool you?
:)

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taylorguitargurl
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 11:25am UTC

that FML moment
when you're buttoning up your shirt
and you button the buttons wrong
-__-

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taylorguitargurl
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 12:22am UTC

doing the potty dance
cause you're too lazy to go to the bathroom

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taylorguitargurl
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 2:09am UTC

that moment of joy...
when you see your food coming at a restaurant.
:)

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taylorguitargurl
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 2:04am UTC

I HATE that feeling
when you feel like you have a million little spiders crawling all over you.
>_<

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taylorguitargurl
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 11:17am UTC

my clock's batteries died last night...
at 11:11
does this mean i can keep wishing for you forever?
<3

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taylorguitargurl
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 1:00am UTC

its just oh, so sexy
when his shirt goes up and you can see his boxers
;)

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taylorguitargurl
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 1:02am UTC

when i was little
i used to get out of the shower and make different 'dresses' out of my towel

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taylorguitargurl
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 9:09pm UTC

that AWKWARD moment
when you're naked and your pet is staring at you
O.O

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taylorguitargurl
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 3:49pm UTC

that AWKWARD moment
when you have a mosquito bite on your butt and you're like
'uh, how did that get there??'

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taylorguitargurl
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 7:34pm UTC

that AWKWARD moment
when you get out of the shower and realize you left your towel in another room
:O

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