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tayheartsyou
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 12:09am UTC

All nighter?
I think sooo!

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tayheartsyou
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 8:09pm UTC

Does anyone else watch
SMOSH
on YouTube?
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Format by Sandrasaurus

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tayheartsyou
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 9:06am UTC

The awkward moment when
the person at the ticket booth says, "enjoy your movie" and you reply with, "You too."
true story.

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tayheartsyou
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 6:50pm UTC

We all know that one kid
who always says "the sky" when you ask them what's up.
♥ ♥ ♥
nmf/nmq

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tayheartsyou
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 6:32pm UTC

I hate when people post statuses like,
"Bad mood! Don't text or call me!"
Um, no one was ever going to text/call you in the first place.

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tayheartsyou
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August 27, 2011 6:02pm UTC

"Are you as bored as I am?"Read that backwards & it still makes sense! .......

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tayheartsyou
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 5:39pm UTC

A day without sunshine
is like, well, night..
nmf/nmq

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tayheartsyou
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 5:11pm UTC

Family Guy Quotes #16
Stewie: Hello, mother. I come bearing
a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my
diaper and it's not a toaster.

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tayheartsyou
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 3:35pm UTC

When I was at the beach,I saw a guy checking out his own boobs...
nmf

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tayheartsyou
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 9:16am UTC

Today at the grocery store,
I got Sun Drop for the first time
& when I take a sip of it I'm gonna dance & sing,
"DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT, DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT.."

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tayheartsyou
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 8:49am UTC

Is anyone else afraid to see the movie:
Don't be Afraid of the Dark?
I'm seeing it on monday & I'm probably gonna be the loudest person screaming...

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tayheartsyou
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 7:15am UTC

Let's sail the seven seas, and see what we sea. -Christofer Drew Ingle

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tayheartsyou
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 6:52am UTC

and if they make you feel ugly
just imagine everybody in their birthday suits.
-Christina Grimmie

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tayheartsyou
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 5:42am UTC

Who wants to be my witty best frienddd?(:

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tayheartsyou
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August 27, 2011 3:34am UTC

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tayheartsyou
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 12:46am UTC

Family Guy Quotes #15
(phone rings in house)
Lois: Hello?
Peter: I can't take out the trash today,
I'm working late at the office.
Lois: The caller ID says you're calling from
the kitchen. In fact, I can see you.
Peter: Can you see me now?
Lois: No.
Peter: Now I am at the office.

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tayheartsyou
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 12:35am UTC

Family Guy Quotes #14
Peter (filling in for Lois at her Book Club):
Here's another thing, the book can also
be...a hat.

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tayheartsyou
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 12:24am UTC

Family Guy Quotes #13
Lois: Peter, why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three
cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sake she's havin' a
baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal...
and, uh, I guess I'll have fries...if I have
fries is anyone else gonna have any?
Cuz, uh, I don't wanna be the only one
eatin' them...I'll feel like a fatty.

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tayheartsyou
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 5:51pm UTC

Family Guy Quotes #12
Chris: Hey Meg, I'll pay you a dollar a
day to smell my sneakers.
(laughs & dances around the living
room for 20 seconds, then suddenly
stops) oh, I peed & pooped.

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tayheartsyou
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 2:12pm UTC

G i r l s a r e l i k e c e l l p h o n e s . . .
They love to be held & talked to,
but press the wrong button & you're disconnected.
Boys are like buses...
If you miss one, another one will come soon.
♥
nmf/nmq

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