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  1. xoxhannahoxo xoxhannahoxo
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 11:37am UTC
    FAV IF YOUR PUMPED FOR JERSEY SHOREE SUNDAY!


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  3. Music_is_life_729 Music_is_life_729
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 11:40am UTC
    I'm Sorry.
    Did my back hurt your knife?

  4. mariahxxlynn mariahxxlynn
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 11:40am UTC
    She said she wanted to get high, so he took her to the tallest hill in town.
    She said she wanted to stay up all night & drink, so he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated soda and said "Drink Up."
    She said she wanted to shoot herself in the face, so he gave her a water gun and let her pull the trigger.
    She said she wanted to cut herself, so he took a Polaroid picture of her face and let her cut it up.
    She said she wanted to cry herself to sleep, so he had her watch a sad and romantic movie before bed.
    She said that she wanted to be alone, so he gave her a name tag that said "Hello,my name is Alone."
    She said that she wanted someone to be there to take care of her,
    so he asked when he wasn't. ♥


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  6. TiffanyMalfoy TiffanyMalfoy
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 11:50am UTC
    Funny HP Quote:
    Hermione:Check mate.
    Ron: PERIOD!
    Hermione: I thought it was Bloody Hell?
    Ron:Eh. Same thing.
    not from the movie,PIC


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  9. halfempty halfempty
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    August 25, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    I'm too tired to slap you;
    Bash your face up against my palm.

  10. vwongz vwongz
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    the last thing i wanna do is hurt you .
    but..
    its still on my list .


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  13. CearaaaaRocks CearaaaaRocks
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    August 25, 2011 3:06pm UTC
    Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm tripping? Tie my shoe.
    Can't stand me? Sit Down. Can't face me? Turn the f*ck around.

  14. tayheartsyou tayheartsyou
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    G i r l s a r e l i k e c e l l p h o n e s . . .
    They love to be held & talked to,
    but press the wrong button & you're disconnected.
    Boys are like buses...
    If you miss one, another one will come soon.

    nmf/nmq

  15. RinaBallerina RinaBallerina
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 2:13pm UTC
    Pretty girls turn heads. Me and my girls break necks


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  17. crazy_pink_crayon crazy_pink_crayon
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    August 25, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    Some of lifes greatest things are unseen,
    thats why we close our eyes when we
    kiss, cry and dream ..

  18. kyredding kyredding
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    I'm not single...
    I'm in a relationship with
    fun and freedom.


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