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tanyamonster

1. tanyamonster
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2012 11:57am UTC
   dear heart,
   please stop getting involved in everything, your job is to pump blood, that's it..
   
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2. tanyamonster
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   January 10, 2012 11:51am UTC
   elementary math problems are weird
   "i had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. what do i have now?"
   Oh, i dont know, DIABETES MAYBE?
   
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3. tanyamonster
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   January 10, 2012 11:47am UTC
   your legs are more open
   than my front door.
   
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4. tanyamonster
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2012 11:39am UTC
   remember when l asked
   for your opinion? yeah, me neither.
   
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5. tanyamonster
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   January 10, 2012 9:22am UTC
   hannahlovesxox fade, & format.
   The best curve
   on a girl's body is her smile.
   
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6. tanyamonster
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   January 9, 2012 7:02pm UTC
   Sneaking your seatbelt on s l o w l y
   when you see police
   [♥]
   
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7. tanyamonster
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2012 6:55pm UTC
   I hate when I'm in public &
   a guy is staring at me and I don't know
   if he is thinking, "Oh she's cute" or
   "How did a monkey escape from the zoo?"
   [♥]
   
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8. tanyamonster
   posted a quote
   January 8, 2012 3:42pm UTC
   Guys,
   We don't shave our legs everyday. Get over it. Sometimes, we just want to talk to our friends. No, we don't always want to make out. Excuse us if our boobs aren't as big as that girl on tv's. Hello, our face is up here? Our bikini is as far as your gonna get pal. So don't try a n y harder. NO, were not going to hang out with you all the time and YES, we still love you. Our best friends always come first. Call us your "bxtch" or your "hoe", we will publically embarass you, at the least. We have our own problems to deal with. Their our OWN for a reason. Were going to get moody and were going to get needy. Deal with it. If your not Ken don't expect us to be
   b a r b i e.
   
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9. tanyamonster
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   January 8, 2012 12:33pm UTC
   I'm so weird, I really don't know how I have friends..
   
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10. tanyamonster
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    January 8, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    Teacher: Why are you late?
    Student: I'm late?
    Teacher: You just missed an entire period
    Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?
    fave if you get it :-)
    
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11. tanyamonster
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    January 8, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    She straightens her hair; puts on her eyeliner,glosses her lips&
    takes one last look in the mirror all for the boy who will never care.
    
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12. tanyamonster
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    January 8, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    Dear "Cool People"
    They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
    Sincerely, Nerds.
    
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13. tanyamonster
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    January 8, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    I don't have a comeback so I'm just going
    to correct your grammar and spelling :-)
    
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14. tanyamonster
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    *low battery* *low battery* *low battery*
    well apparently you have enough battery to
    remind me every 2 seconds
    ¬.¬
    
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15. tanyamonster
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    January 8, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    Me: Why am I still single?
    Brain: You're weird.
    Body: and you're fat.
    Face:plus you're pretty ugly.
    Food: I'm here for you baby.
    [♥]
    
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16. tanyamonster
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    Break-ups aren't always meant for make-ups.
    Some relationships are ended for you to wake-up.
    
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17. tanyamonster
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    If mum can't find it.
    no one can..
    [♥]
    
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18. tanyamonster
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    January 8, 2012 11:55am UTC
    Every quote, every love song reminds you of him.
    Stop fooling yourself. You love that boy ♥
    
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19. tanyamonster
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    January 8, 2012 11:51am UTC
    I wish my waist was as small as my self- esteem
    and I wish my boobs were as big as my insecurities.
    
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20. tanyamonster
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    January 8, 2012 11:49am UTC
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