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swagster

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Member Since: 23 Sep 2012 09:15pm

Last Seen: 14 Oct 2012 09:49pm

Birthday: January 20

user id: 331888

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swagster
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 7:34pm UTC

R.I.P Mom
Forgetting you is something I can never do.

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swagster
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October 9, 2012 8:52pm UTC

That awkward moment when you forgot it was your best friends birthday. Hahaha oops.
Sorry Danny.

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swagster
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October 8, 2012 11:26pm UTC

Friend: You get distracted to much.
Me: No I don't
Friend: Sure you don't
*Cute girl walks by*
Me: Damn that girl is cute!
Friend: This is exactly what I was talking about!
Me: Wait what were we talking about?
Friend: *FacePalm*

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swagster
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 10:51pm UTC

Just bring me down, I don't wanna live
in this terrible place anymore. Kill me
get rid of my long time pain and
suffering.

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swagster
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 7:09pm UTC

Payback's a b/tch ain't it?

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swagster
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October 6, 2012 7:25pm UTC

I'd be that person in a real serious moment to burst out laughing.
Cookiedoughformats

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swagster
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 10:00pm UTC

You came into my life and changed it like nobody else could ever do.

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swagster
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 8:54pm UTC

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At night I just wanna pull you close and call you mine.
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swagster
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 2:55pm UTC

"Congratulations"
"You finnaly realized I don't give a flying f**k"

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swagster
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 7:51pm UTC

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but you have cookies, so share them maybe? -Cookie Monster
nmf

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swagster
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 6:50pm UTC

Thank you people on witty so I guess I cant ask simple question with you having to freak out and report it.
#pissedoff

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swagster
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 5:30pm UTC

I'd rather feel pain, than nothing at all.

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swagster
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 6:23pm UTC

That random moment when you just wanna break something.

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swagster
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 11:51pm UTC

Watching the Polar Express when its not even fall.

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swagster
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 8:06pm UTC

Am I the only person on Witty who has heard or likes the band ShineDown?

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swagster
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 1:37am UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Music.
You: hi
Stranger: Male or female?
You: alien :D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Male or female?
You: DRACULA!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
TRUE STORY HAPPENED MINUTES AGO!

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swagster
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 1:23am UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hello?
You: you there?
You: por favor?
You: im alone!
You: PARTY ROCK!
You: DU DU DU DU DU DU!
You: IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT!
You: ok ok bye then!
You have disconnected.
AHAHAHAHA I have no life.

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swagster
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 10:23am UTC

It's good to be home,
London, England.

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swagster
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 6:21pm UTC

☀
Just to say that by this time tomorrow ill be breathing London,England air. Walking the streets where I was born. Eating at the places where I ate when I was a kid. Time to head back home where it all started for me. London, England. Home here I come.
CookieDoughFormats

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