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swaggylove222

1. swaggylove222
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2012 10:32am UTC
   DROPPING A PENCIL
   IN A SCHOOL HALLWAY
   IS LIKE DROPPING THE
   SOAP IN PRISON.
   
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2. swaggylove222
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2012 11:04am UTC
   im the type of person who loves to sit on a bench in the middle of the city, put my headphones in, and watch the world taking life in.
   
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3. swaggylove222
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2012 8:13pm UTC
   THAT ADORIBLE
   MOMENT WHEN YOU
   SEE A CUTE BOY
   DATING A GIRL THATS
   NOT A SKINNY BARBIE,
   BUT IS BEAUTIFUL IN
   HER OWN WAY
   
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4. swaggylove222
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2012 1:29pm UTC
   I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE
   POST PICS ON
   FACEBOOK SAYING
   "NO MAKEUP" EVEN
   WHEN THEY NEVER
   WHERE MAKEUP.
   
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5. swaggylove222
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2012 3:03pm UTC
   IF YOU EVER TAKE ME
   TO A CHINESE RESTURANT, DONT
   EVER EXPECT ME TO
   EAT WITH CHOPSTICKS!
   I WILL BREAK MY FINGERS.
   
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6. swaggylove222
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2012 1:23am UTC
   SO I HAVE THIS REALLY
   AWESOME SUPER
   POWER WHERE, IF A
   REALLY CUTE GUY
   COMES UP TO ME, I
   FREEZE UP AND I
   CANT SAY A WORD.
   FOREVER ALONE.
   
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7. swaggylove222
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2012 12:09am UTC
   ME WATCHING PRETTY LITTLE
   LIARS:
   I BET THE OTHER GIRLS WHO
   WALK INTO THE BATHROOM
   ARE PROBABLY WONDERING
   WHY THE F**K THERE ARE
   FOUR GIRLS IN ONE STALL.
   
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8. swaggylove222
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2012 12:46pm UTC
   AM I THE ONLY ONE
   WHO READS BOLD
   WORDS IN A WITTY,
   LIKE THEY
   HAVE A SECRET
   MESSAGE?
   
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9. swaggylove222
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2012 10:58pm UTC
   GOSE TO FRIDGE... NO FOOD.
   COMES BACK AS IF FOOD MAGICLY APEARED.
   STARVE ALL DAY....
   MOM COMES HOME WITH GROCERYS...
   CHRISTMAS!
   
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10. swaggylove222
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    FIFTH GRADE.
    TECHER: AND NO YOU MAY NOT END YOUR PAPERS WITH "AND IT WAS ALL A DREAM."
    THE WHOLE CLASS: AWWWWW!
    TRUE STORY!
    
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11. swaggylove222
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN AN OLD MAN CHECKS OUT YOUR MOM.
    EWWWWWWWW! xp
    
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12. swaggylove222
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 4:09am UTC
    EATING A BOWL OF CEREAL AT ONE ONE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING.
    
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13. swaggylove222
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 3:56am UTC
    with your bestfriend: hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhaha
    cute guy walk in room: ..........................
    dead...silent.
    
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14. swaggylove222
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 3:54am UTC
    number one most used hipster word. "hipster"
    hipocrites.
    
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15. swaggylove222
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 3:30am UTC
    drinking rootbeer in a glass bottle and trying to convince the poeple around you its beer.
    
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16. swaggylove222
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    THAT BATMAN MOMENT WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE IN THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE, AND WHEN YOU LOOK BACK, THIER GONE. O.o
    
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