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swaggerlikeme

1. swaggerlikeme
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2011 1:30am UTC
   -----------♥-----------
   Conversation With my Dad:
   Dad: Yo, when you coming back to the crib?
   Me: We're driving home now dude.
   Dad: Kay well I be here chillin.
   Me: Okay Dad...
   -----------♥-----------
   nmf
   
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2. swaggerlikeme
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2011 1:15am UTC
   When you r un out of p eople t o facebook s tal k,
   so you start facebook stalking yourself
   
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3. swaggerlikeme
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2011 10:44pm UTC
   Should I Give Up?
   Or Should I just Keep Chasing Pavements?
   
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4. swaggerlikeme
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2011 3:07pm UTC
   My studying?
   Using my textbooks as a arm rest while I am on witty.
   
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5. swaggerlikeme
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2011 2:55pm UTC
   LOVE
   is about wanting to do anything for the other person
   ♥<<<
   
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6. swaggerlikeme
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2011 10:00pm UTC
   Dance Moms
   ♥
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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7. swaggerlikeme
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2011 6:44pm UTC
   Hey, hey you.
   You are gorgeous.
   You're perfect.
   Never think otherwise.
   People hate me,
   So what?
   Haters gonna hate.
   They don't know my story.
   They don't know me.
   What I've gone through.
   Don't judge people over the internet.
   It's stupid.
   
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8. swaggerlikeme
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2011 6:39pm UTC
   Format Credit: Sandrasaurus
   ♥
   Here's to the Brave
   thanks to the strong
   Don't give up hope,
   some people change.
   ♥
   Format Credit: Sandrasaurus
   
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9. swaggerlikeme
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2011 2:53pm UTC
   LOVE
   is like a roller coaster.
   There are ups and downs,
   but the rush at the end makes you want to
   get on the ride again
   
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10. swaggerlikeme
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    There's only one way.
    TO SAY.
    THREE WORDS.
    FOR YOU.
    i love you
    
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11. swaggerlikeme
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 2:33pm UTC
    Today at work,
    a group of old ladies came in.
    As they were leaving, the
    number 69 was called for
    that person to get their
    food.
    The group of ladies laughed.
    Then said, sarcastically,
    "That's a good number.."
    Here's to never growing up
    
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12. swaggerlikeme
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    ❤________❤________❤
    Today is the day..
    Where I delete all of your cute texts,
    erase all of our pictures,
    and move on
    ❤________❤________❤ .
    HelloFormats
    
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13. swaggerlikeme
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    h a p p y bi r t h d ay.
    Caylee
    A n t h o n y
    s h e w o u l d h a ve
    b e e n 7.
    
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14. swaggerlikeme
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    Whats
    CRACKALACKIN
    ?
    
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15. swaggerlikeme
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    blaaaaaahhhhh. (:
    
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16. swaggerlikeme
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    Today at work,
    a man in his 70's walked up to me and said,
    "Miss, I just wanted to say that you are beautiful."
    It made my day.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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17. swaggerlikeme
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 12:52am UTC
    & for once, i think he has fallen harder for me, than i have fallen for him
    
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18. swaggerlikeme
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 12:41am UTC
    every time i think of letting you go,
    you make me fall in love all over again.
    
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19. swaggerlikeme
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 11:05pm UTC
    The awkward moment,
    When all the quotes have this format.
    
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20. swaggerlikeme
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    strange but true..
    #2
    the king of hearts is the only king in a deck of playing cards with out a mustache.
    
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