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sunshineeeXoXo

1. sunshineeeXoXo
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2011 7:21pm UTC
   Doing the ''George Washington hair''
   When your in the pool. ;)
   
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2. sunshineeeXoXo
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2011 7:15pm UTC
   Jaywalking?
   More like jay-running-the-eff-across-the-street-and-hope-you-don't-get-hit.
   
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3. sunshineeeXoXo
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   August 5, 2011 7:08pm UTC
   That walk of shame
   Whenyoumissthrowingaball of paper in the garbage can..
   
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4. sunshineeeXoXo
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2011 5:03pm UTC
   I've tried splashing my face like the acne commercials.
   My result?
   NOT A CLEAN FACE
   but a water covered flooor
   
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5. sunshineeeXoXo
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2011 4:56pm UTC
   Dear parents,
   Please realize that { those clothes on my floor }
   are part of my new invention... the horizontal closet.
   
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6. sunshineeeXoXo
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   August 5, 2011 4:42pm UTC
   APPARENTLY
   if you laugh for 24 hours straight you get a six-pack..
   New life goal?
   I think yes.
   
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7. sunshineeeXoXo
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   August 5, 2011 4:35pm UTC
   sometimes i find myself wondering if my parents ever look at me & think ;
   "my child is retarded"
   
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8. sunshineeeXoXo
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   August 5, 2011 12:29pm UTC
   your like school in the summer..
   NO CLASS.
   
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9. sunshineeeXoXo
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   August 4, 2011 4:37pm UTC
   i wonder how people would react
   if i walked into Sea World with a fishing pole?
   
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10. sunshineeeXoXo
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    I'm not hungry.
    But, I am bored.
    Therefore, I shall eat.
    
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11. sunshineeeXoXo
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    August 4, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    Am I the only one
    who has
    ALWAYS WANTED
    to jump in a taxi
    and say, "FOLLOW THAT CAR!!!"
    
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12. sunshineeeXoXo
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 1:49pm UTC
    If
    I had an
    Australian
    Accent I would
    never
    shut up (:
    
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13. sunshineeeXoXo
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 12:04pm UTC
    wanna hear a joke?
    your girlfriend.
    
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14. sunshineeeXoXo
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    August 4, 2011 11:57am UTC
    don't flatter yourself sweetheart,
    the only fan you have is on your ceiling
    
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15. sunshineeeXoXo
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    August 4, 2011 11:45am UTC
    Telling your parents
    a funny story...
    +& and ending up getting lectured. [♥]
    
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16. sunshineeeXoXo
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    August 3, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    Old People at Weddings Always Poke Me and Say,
    "You'reNext."
    So, I Started Doing the Same Thing to Them at Funerals.
    
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17. sunshineeeXoXo
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    August 3, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    NEVER break a PINKYPROMISE.
    Those things are
    Legit.
    
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18. sunshineeeXoXo
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    August 3, 2011 2:33pm UTC
    One day friendship & love met.
    Love asked: "Why do you exist when i'm already here?"
    Friendship replied: "I'm here to bring smiles , when you bring tears."
    
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19. sunshineeeXoXo
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    If you're lucky
    enough to be different;
    dont change.
    
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20. sunshineeeXoXo
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    don't play gameswith a girl who can play them better.
    
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