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  1. sunset367 sunset367
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    March 2, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    Under 16?! GREAT Cuz Now You Should Pop That Popcorn Open Up The Soda Can And Start Enjoying Cuz Hun In Another Couple Years It's Coming Right At Ya Like Bullets lol

  2. sunset367 sunset367
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    March 2, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

  3. sunset367 sunset367
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    March 2, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

  4. sunset367 sunset367
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    March 2, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

  5. sunset367 sunset367
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    March 2, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.-Homer Simpson-

  6. sunset367 sunset367
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    March 2, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!

  7. sunset367 sunset367
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    March 2, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

  8. sunset367 sunset367
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    March 2, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

  9. sunset367 sunset367
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    March 2, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

  10. sunset367 sunset367
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    March 2, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

  11. sunset367 sunset367
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    March 2, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

  12. sunset367 sunset367
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    March 1, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    Teacher: " Sit up front "
    Me: " Theres a reason i sit in the back, i don't wanna see your ugly face in HD! "

  13. sunset367 sunset367
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    March 1, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    IM blonde AND WE'VE GOT CLASS
    MESS WITH ME AND I'LL KICK U FAST
    ALL THOSE redheads WHO THINK THEY'RE ALL THAT
    ALL THOSE brunettes WHO THINK THEIR COOL
    THINK AGAIN CAUSE blondies RULE !!!!

  14. sunset367 sunset367
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    March 1, 2012 6:02pm UTC
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  15. sunset367 sunset367
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    March 1, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    My name is Rosie. I am three.
    My eyes are swollen, I cannot see.
    I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?
    I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
    I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up all the day long.
    When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.
    When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight.
    Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
    I hear him curse. My name he calls I press myself against the wall
    I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry.
    He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
    He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.
    He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
    I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken, and my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
    "I'm sorry!", I scream But !ts now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hat£,
    The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
    And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor
    My name is Rosie And I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me.
    if this doesn't break ur heart nothing will.

  16. sunset367 sunset367
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    March 1, 2012 4:21pm UTC
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  17. sunset367 sunset367
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    March 1, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    SQUEEZE ME? White Chicks.... Never Gets Old.

  18. sunset367 sunset367
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    March 1, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    Me: Looks At Grades On Papers
    Mom: Walks In The Room....
    Me: Trys To Cover Grades Up But They Keep Getting Worse......

  19. sunset367 sunset367
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    February 28, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    When The Devil Renminds Me Of The Past, I Remind Him Of The Future.

  20. sunset367 sunset367
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    February 28, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Don't Put The Key To Happiness In Someone Else's Pocket.

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