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Sammie_LovesYu
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October 2, 2012 5:28pm UTC

If you've ever been called
"ugly"
put this as your quote
&
whoever ♥'s it
disagrees
nmq/nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MarkSmark
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July 24, 2012 3:03pm UTC

Hardest Thing Ever
Holding in your laughter at serious times

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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July 24, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Hearing a song you really like on the radio
and trying to remember part of
so you can Google it when you get home.
nmf/nmq
twopairsofshades made this format, not me.

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a_part_of_me
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July 24, 2012 4:54pm UTC

GIRL: We're bestfriends, right?
BOY: Yes, of course.
GIRL: So be honest with me, who do you like?
BOY: I don't like someone. I love someone.
GIRL: Ohh, she must be very lucky!
BOY: She is, I've loved her ever since I met her.
GIRL: Really! Well since we're bestfriends, I want to meet her. Go call her!
BOY: Oh, okay.
*Boy takes out phone, dails her number and calls her.*
GIRL: Wait, hold on, I think I'm getting a call.
*Answers phone.*
GIRL: Hello?
BOY: I love you

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soccerxgirlx97
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July 24, 2012 12:17pm UTC

Phil went back to the Future.
Raven went to College.
Hannah Montana revealed her Secret.
Zach and Cody finally Graduated.
Alex became the Russo Family Wizard.
now were left with...
a teenage nanny.
two dramatic dancers.
& an annoying family.
My childhood is officially over.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 5:48pm UTC

click to see this quote

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Kiah Papaya*
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April 29, 2012 8:23pm UTC

I'll be sure to keep my distance. . .
Say "I love you" when you're not listening

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Molister1479
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April 29, 2012 10:17pm UTC

if you needed me as much as i needed you,
then you would act so different.

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bgsoccer93
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April 29, 2012 8:49pm UTC

Me: *listening to the radio*
Guy on radio: hi, I am Rodney and I just want to send a shoutout to my girlfriend reminding her not to forget the handcuffs tonight.
Me: uhhhh.......

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 8:17am UTC

Funniest thing ever on WittyProfile
(Me talking to this 11 years old chick)
Random girl: Hi ♥
Me: Heey
Random girl: what's up!
Me: not much you?
Random girl: not much getting ready to go over to my boyfriend's house.
Me: Oh niceeeeeeee!!
Random girl: stop flirting with me
WTF? I burst out laughing cause the matter of fact this 11 years old girl doesn't know the definition of a flirt
Too bad this girl was fake

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OneDirectionQuotes
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April 30, 2012 1:08pm UTC

"Before I was with Louis I was a fan of One Direction,
So girls, never lose hope."
-Eleanor Calder
-OneDirectionQuotes

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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IStillMissYouEveryday
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April 27, 2012 3:33pm UTC

Like a fool i fell, head over heels. I shouldve listened to what everyone else was saying. I just thought it would be different, but thats how it always goes, isnt it? I honestly didnt think you could make me feel this bad. I try to collect myself and hold it all in and keep telling myself "I knew this would happen, i took the chance. Dont go back. Dont ruin it. Youve worked hard. Hes not worth hurting yourself and everything youve worked for" But you were the last person i saw this coming from..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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bgsoccer93
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April 28, 2012 10:05am UTC

whenever I see a quote descirbing my life
I just look around seeing if there are hidden cameras or people watching me

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 12:20pm UTC

I don’t have the prettiest face
for you to see or the skinniest waist for you to hold,
but I do have the biggest heart to love you with.

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伤*
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April 24, 2012 2:48pm UTC

" I was calling harry once and he didn’t answer his phone,
i found out later
he didn’t answer because he liked his ringtone "
- Zayn Malik♥
format credit to OneDirection

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