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  1. summer1617 summer1617
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    Pretending To Die In Front Of Your Pet ,, Just To See How They React ....:)

  2. summer1617 summer1617
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    Is It Just Me Or Does Every Girl Tell A guy You Dont Think he has Abbs Just So He Shows Them Too You;) Because I Do:)

  3. summer1617 summer1617
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    *Car gets pulled over by a cop*
    Cop: Excuse me Miss, how old are you?
    Girl: 13
    Cop: You realize you're not allowed to drive this car, right?
    Girl: Well, on Rebecca Black's music video, a bunch of 13 year olds were driving a car, so...

  4. summer1617 summer1617
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2011 12:41am UTC
    Love Is Like A Flower You Can Give It Too Any
    One,But If You Don't Treat It Right It Wont
    Grow;)

  5. summer1617 summer1617
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    True Friends Are Never Apart,
    Maybe In Distance
    But Not In Heart: :)

  6. summer1617 summer1617
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 11:04am UTC
    I have screwed up 57% of my teenage life.
    [ ] Kissed someone before dating
    [ ] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [X] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [X] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 2
    [ ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [ ] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [X] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 5
    [x] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
    [x] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 10
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [ ] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 12
    [ ] Threw something at the teacher
    [x] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [ ] Broke the dress code
    [ ] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 14
    [ ] Been called the worst student
    [x] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [ ] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 16
    [ ] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [ ] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [ ] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 19
    Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as "I have screwed up % of my teenage life."

  7. summer1617 summer1617
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3. copy, paste, and change the color of "kissing test"
    4. add this quote
    5.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your computer is fast

  8. summer1617 summer1617
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    I Love How I Can Watch Reruns Of SpongeBob And Still Laugh!
    I <3 SpongeBob:)
    notmyformat

  9. summer1617 summer1617
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    FAVE IF YOU STILL STUFF EVERYTHING IN YOUR CLOSET AND SAY YOUR ROOM IS CLEAN:)

  10. summer1617 summer1617
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When He Catches You Looking At
    Him And He Smiles:)
    not my format

  11. summer1617 summer1617
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    IF IM NOT BROKEN DON'T TRY AND FIX ME!!:)

  12. summer1617 summer1617
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 1:38pm UTC
    HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED
    THAT PHINEAS AND FERB
    AND EVERYONE ELSE ON
    THE SHOW ALL HAVE
    4
    FINGERS:)

  13. summer1617 summer1617
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When You Look At Your Quote
    And It Says So Sad,No One Has Favorited This Quote Yet:P

    Not My Format

  14. summer1617 summer1617
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    How Come Everybody Is Saying Bad Stuff Bout Rebecca Black??What Did She Do??
    Comment And Tell Me why pleasee:)

  15. summer1617 summer1617
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 6:42pm UTC
    PAULY D. <3
    ALL MINE:)

  16. summer1617 summer1617
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you are are in the bathroom at school waiting for someone else to pee because you are to scared u pee too loud:) !

    not my format

  17. summer1617 summer1617
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    SOFTBALL IS LIFE
    . .
    \___/
    ALL MINE:)

  18. summer1617 summer1617
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 10:38pm UTC
    WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS...................THROW EM BACK AND DEMAND CHOCOLATE!!

  19. summer1617 summer1617
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 10:28pm UTC
    LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR GONNA GET:)
    ~FOREST GUMP~

  20. summer1617 summer1617
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2011 10:19pm UTC
    SOMETIMES THERE JUST AINT ENOUGH ROCKS TO THROW:) ~FOREST GUMP~

:)

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