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livinthelife_
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 8:45pm UTC

Why I wear thick, fluffy socks:
1% comfort
1% warmth
98% increased ability to slide across floor like a
fricken ninja on an invisible surf board

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Diideey
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June 2, 2011 5:57am UTC

Broccoli: I look like a Tree.
Walnut: I look like a Brain. r
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
Banana: Dude?! Change the Topic !
Mein herz normal :
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Mein herz wen ich sterbe:
_______/\__
Was war das .?
Ich musste noch niesen :D
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Mein herz normal :
_/\__/\__/\__
Mein herz wen ich sterbe:
_______/\__
Was war das .?
Ich musste noch niesen :D
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Bunny_Dee
posted a quote
June 2, 2011 8:26am UTC

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Abbsluveswitty16
posted a quote
June 1, 2011 8:45pm UTC

the awkward moment
when your walking towards someone in the halls and you both move to the right
so then you both move to the left, and then finally you pick a side

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
June 1, 2011 8:45pm UTC

I think the Monopoly guy
and the Pringles guy are
Long Lost Brothers.
You know you secretly agree (;

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
June 1, 2011 9:07pm UTC

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
"What's today?"
"Wednesday."
"No like...the number."
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
ilw

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xHello
posted a quote
May 18, 2011 10:30pm UTC

The Awkward Moment When
YOU CATCH YOUR PET WATCHING YOU CHANGE. JUST A WEE BIT AWKWARD, KNOCK IT OFF!

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sweetiepie4u01
posted a quote
May 19, 2011 2:34pm UTC

Holding your Books;
girls carry them close to their chests and
boys wear them under their arms♥
format credit to: xoalicecullenxo :)

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xFunQuotesx
posted a quote
May 9, 2011 7:27pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
In school when you go to blow your nose and
everyone focuses on you.not my format.

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Ccdavillie97
posted a quote
May 9, 2011 8:13pm UTC

Lets play Truth Or Dare..
Or lets just play Dare.
Because no one tells
The truth anymore..

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notreallyon
posted a quote
May 9, 2011 4:40pm UTC

Dear Boys,
If a girl gets pushed into you, she may like you. OR,
Some idiot mat have just pushed her into you

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alltimelowxox
posted a quote
May 9, 2011 7:27pm UTC

Am I The Only One
Who gets nervous when you keep answering the same letter on a multiple choice test?
notminee(:

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BeMineBieber_xo
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May 9, 2011 4:24am UTC

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KaaiiEffers
posted a quote
May 9, 2011 2:23am UTC

Dear person sitting next to me.
when I move over, it's because you smell
so please don't move closer to me,
to fill the gap.
Sincerely,
dying over here.
format; wittygirl2010 <3.

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
May 8, 2011 9:15pm UTC

Don't Flatter Yourself, Sweetie;
//////////////// the only fan you have, is the one on your ceiling.

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coldgirll
posted a quote
May 9, 2011 11:20am UTC

3am phone call:
"Hey, are you asleep?"
"No, I'm skydiving."

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Nictoffee
posted a quote
May 9, 2011 6:00am UTC

COMPETITION!!! :)
Girls vs Boys
Let's separate the girls from the boys :)
Fav this if you are a girl.
Comment your name if you are a boy.

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An'*
posted a quote
May 8, 2011 9:57pm UTC

no, i don't like you.
i just stare at you all day for no reason. ♥

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Novacaine
posted a quote
April 27, 2011 4:15pm UTC

DEFINITIONS OF LOVE
children;
(n.) - icky, gross, ew ew ew.
teenagers;
(n.) - perfect, amazing, beautiful, just plain awesome, the tears on your pillow, friendship set on fire, like a war between your head and heart, both your enemy and your best friend, what makes you keep going back to him, pain and happiness at the same time, you. you you you.
adults;
(n.) - a strong emotional and physical attraction towards another person.

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
April 27, 2011 3:20pm UTC

The road to success
is always
under construction.
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