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suchamisery

1. suchamisery
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2012 12:34am UTC
   I finally am out of school. Sadly I didn't get good grades since my parents took away my laptop so I could focus on my homework, even though I usually use the internet to get answers.
   
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2. suchamisery
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2012 10:55pm UTC
   Me: Dad, can I have this jacket? You never wear it.
   Dad: Go ahead!
   *Dad sees me wearing the jacket*
   Dad: Give that back, son.
   
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3. suchamisery
   posted a quote
   April 13, 2012 9:32pm UTC
   I hate those smart kids that cover up their answers during tests. Like come on man.. Let's work together.
   
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4. suchamisery
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2012 8:59pm UTC
   Mom: So what did you learn at school today?
   Me: Apparently not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
   
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5. suchamisery
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 5:15pm UTC
   You cry because you don't have an iPhone, while other people are crying because they don't have enough money to feed their family.
   
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6. suchamisery
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2012 1:21pm UTC
   3 weeks ago: Temple Run.
   2 weeks ago: Cinnamon Challenge.
   last week : YOLO.
   This week: Kony 2012.
   
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7. suchamisery
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2012 6:13pm UTC
   Who's more blind
   Phineas and Ferb's mom, or Dora?
   
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8. suchamisery
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2012 6:04pm UTC
   I took my girlfriend to a diner and she kept flirting with the waitress. It's the 1st time she has done this, but she has told me other people than me are hot like members of One Direction, and I think she loves one direction more than she loves me, all she talks about is one direction. I feel like I'm wasting my time on her. I probably am. But I don't want to dump her, I love her so much.. -.-
   
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9. suchamisery
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2012 10:33pm UTC
   That moment when
   you change your answer on a test and later find out that your original answer was right.
   
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10. suchamisery
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 9:16am UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Just saying "hey" to me
    makes my heart pound. It's crazy how you make me feel.
    
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11. suchamisery
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 9:11am UTC
    Shutting the door to force your pets into spending time with you.
    sio
    
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12. suchamisery
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 10:24am UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    one little conversation
    can change everything
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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