struckbychriscolfer

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struckbychriscolfer
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August 3, 2012 5:14pm UTC

favorite this if you
support gay rights

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struckbychriscolfer
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August 1, 2012 2:38pm UTC

When I look into your eyes
It's like watching the night sky
Or a beautiful sunrise

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struckbychriscolfer
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June 1, 2012 3:35pm UTC

Just because i hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too
~ Santana Lopez

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struckbychriscolfer
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June 1, 2012 3:27pm UTC

Brittany Pierce : I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana Lopez : Those are your nipples!
~glee

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struckbychriscolfer
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June 1, 2012 3:13pm UTC

you can't change your past but you can let go and start your future
~ quinn fabray

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struckbychriscolfer
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May 25, 2012 11:01am UTC

there is
nothing wrong with you there is something wrong with the world you love in - chriscolfer.

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struckbychriscolfer
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April 11, 2012 1:46pm UTC

your childhood i like being drunk
everyone rembers it but you

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struckbychriscolfer
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April 5, 2012 3:14pm UTC

I'll carry you home tonight
We Are Young

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struckbychriscolfer
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April 4, 2012 5:38pm UTC

A Dark world aches for a splash in the sun

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struckbychriscolfer
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 1:10pm UTC

Being apart of something
makes you special
~ Rachel Berry
♥

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struckbychriscolfer
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March 24, 2012 1:07pm UTC

Glee
by its very definition, glee is about opening up
your self to joy.
♥

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struckbychriscolfer
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March 24, 2012 1:00pm UTC

Here's to us
here's to love
All the times we messed up
♥

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struckbychriscolfer
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February 27, 2012 8:47pm UTC

There was a blonde who
found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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struckbychriscolfer
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 8:35pm UTC

I Hate it when strangers say
"Dont worry i dont bite.''
Because the first thing i think when i meet somebody is "holy crap hes gonna bite me."
[♥]

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struckbychriscolfer
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February 27, 2012 8:33pm UTC

A Blonde comes out to check her mail box
Then slams it in anger Finally her neighbor asks "Is there something wrong?"
She peplies "Yes! My Computer keeps saying YOU GOT MAIL!!
[♥]

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struckbychriscolfer
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February 27, 2012 8:30pm UTC

That awkward moment when
It's your birthday and people are singing happy birthday to you, and your just standing there clueless of what to do

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struckbychriscolfer
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February 27, 2012 8:26pm UTC

A man went into the office kitchen
one morning and found a blonde painting the walls , She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange he asked her why she was them rather than old clothes or an overall. , She showed him the instructions on the tin "For best results put on two coats."

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struckbychriscolfer
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February 27, 2012 8:22pm UTC

A blonde and a red head went to a bar
after work to get a drink , and sat down on stolls watching the 6 o' clock news. A man was shown threatning to jump of the brooklyn bridge , and the blonde said ''I bet you $50 he wount jump." Sur enough he jumped. The blonde gave her $50 The red head replied "I cant take your money i'm your friend." But the blonde insisted saying "No. A bets a bet." Then the red head said "Listen i saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so i cant take your money." THe blonde replied "Well so did i, but i didnt think he would jump
Again.

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struckbychriscolfer
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February 26, 2012 7:01pm UTC

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Mercedes :Is that a mens sweater?
Kurt :Fashion has no Gender
-Glee
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struckbychriscolfer
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February 26, 2012 6:58pm UTC

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