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strawberries887

1. strawberries887
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2013 10:24pm UTC
   Me: I'm not paid to be cool, so i'm not
   Sister: You're not paid to do anything
   Me:...So I'm not....
   Sister:
   Me: Hueheuhuehue
   
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2. strawberries887
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2013 7:43pm UTC
   I could have sworn I saw Slenderman out of the corner of my eye
   Of course I thought it was Voldemort at first
   Either way it scared the bejesus outta me
   
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3. strawberries887
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2013 7:32pm UTC
   I could have sworn I saw Slenderman out of the corner of my eye
   Of course I thought it was Voldemort at first
   Either way it scared the bejesus outta me
   
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4. strawberries887
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2013 9:54pm UTC
   Browsing Facebook when I see that a friend is online
   Yes! Someone to talk to!
   Me: Hello
   I immediately regret this decision
   Friend: heyy gurl heyyyyyy! :))))))
   *internal screaming*
   
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5. strawberries887
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2012 11:22pm UTC
   Life is full of questions. Such as:
   What is the cure for cancer?
   Why do old creepers stare at little children?
   Why are brussel sprouts so disgusting?
   Why do people like to add exclamation points to everything?
   Who was the first prostitute?
   Such important important questions, that will never be answered. What a shame. What. A. Shame.
   
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6. strawberries887
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2012 3:52pm UTC
   When my parents are fighing~
   Parents: *yelling*
   My older sisters: *stomping to their rooms*
   My little sister: *crying and hugging my parent's legs*
   Me: *watching it unfold*
   My cat: *licking his butt*
   
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7. strawberries887
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2012 9:06pm UTC
   Sharpies
   They kill brain cells and attention spans
   :P
   
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8. strawberries887
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2012 5:37pm UTC
   On the outside I'm a bore.
   But on the inside, I'm all unicorns, cupcakes, and immature outbursts.
   
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9. strawberries887
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2012 5:22pm UTC
   Okay, so I'm walking on a haunted trail with a goup including my mom. Find a stick. Pick it up and keep walking.
   Me: *holding my stick*
   Me: *spots dude lying on the ground*
   Me: *skips to the dude, giggling*
   Me: Are you supposed to be dead? *pokes guy with the stick*
   Me: guess so. * walks away*
   Guy: *gets up and starts following my group*
   Me: *giggles, walks up to him, pokes him again with the stick*
   Me: Bye! *walks away with group*
   Guy:
   Me: *stops, turns and yells at him* Sorry for poking you with a stick!
   Guy:
   Me:
   Guy:
   Me:
   Guy: It's all good!
   
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10. strawberries887
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    November 2, 2012 4:38pm UTC
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11. strawberries887
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    To all the people who are contemplating suicide~
    Fudge no! You haven't lived this long to kill yourself! So get a tub of ice cream, watch comedies, sleep, pet an orange! Make yourself feel better and don't kill yourself because everything will get better.
    
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