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Not nearly as brilliant as she thinks she is.
 
Creative as a tumbleweed.
 
Not as smart as she pretends to be.
 
Not nearly as productive as she should be.
 
I'd like to tell you more, but I'd not sure if I know myself well enough. Though I don't know if that's an apology or an excuse to stop talking.
 
I like to write. I started writing when I was twelve because the voices in my head told me too. That would seem weird if they weren't characters who wanted a better setting than inside my head. I'm sixteen now, and no closer to my ultimate writing goal (write anything) than when I started, except maybe a little more knowledgeable on what not to do. AKA, "Things you should never do."
 
Don't write to please anyone but yourself.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Don't second guess yourself.
Don't try to make confetti crayon shavings unless you want your house to be crayola-fied.
 
And things you should never do under any circumstances. Never,
 
Trust anyone who insists their way is the only way.
Take advice from someone on the internet who can't spell.
Try and mix up that recipe "just a little" because you think you're an awesome baker.
Wear that white outfit to a restaurant because you'll "be extra careful to keep it clean."
Upset a cat.
Trust a cat.
Bathe a cat.
 
I know a lot of these from experience.

  1. storyweaver854 storyweaver854
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 11:24pm UTC
    Giving gum to your friend is like a drug deal
    You didn't see anything, you didn't hear anything, and you didn't get it from me

  2. storyweaver854 storyweaver854
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    August 25, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    *Finally emerging from darkened room, actually sees sunlight, sits down with family and stays there for more than ten minutes*
    Me: I'm only here because my computer doesn't work.

  3. storyweaver854 storyweaver854
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    Me when I'm at home: Ooh! Look! Everything is so pretty! The flowers, the sun. Hey look, people! Hiii~ I could so do with some social interaction right now.
    Me when I'm outside: I hate this. Back away from me peasent. This day is horrible. When will I be put out of my misery. I want to go home.

  4. storyweaver854 storyweaver854
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    July 3, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    I almost did something productive today
    Then my internet connected

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