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  1. stopthehate stopthehate
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 5:44pm UTC
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    Pandora
    really needs to fix their "music licences"
    so that we can skip the dang song!
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  2. stopthehate stopthehate
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    Instead of:
    I'm at a payphone
    trying to call home
    all of my change I spent
    on you...
    It should be:
    I'm on my cellphone
    trying to call home
    all of my data I spent
    on you...

  3. stopthehate stopthehate
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    Weird Fact #1::
    Did you know that the average sneeze
    goes faster than 100 miles per
    hour? Thats why we can't keep our
    eyes open while sneezing.
    mf/mq

  4. thatsmellarkable thatsmellarkable
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 11:57am UTC
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    And who else thinks...♥
    That we need a witty app?
    Lets get this to the top so that everyone can see!
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  5. thatsmellarkable thatsmellarkable
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    Peeta♥ fave if you love the boy with the bread as much as i do

  6. nikkiparentrox nikkiparentrox
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    Heartbreak
    ---------- is a trend these days----------
    But i've never been that trendy
    anyway
    MeeAndYoouFormats♥

  7. Gustard Gustard
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 2:03pm UTC
    Getting shampoo in
    your eye and
    accepting the fact
    you'll never see
    again.

  8. thatgirlemmak thatgirlemmak
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 1:59pm UTC
    Actual Conversation with my boyfriend. ♥
    Me: Hello babe. :)
    Him: You can't use those smileys. Boys use ":)" and girls use "(:" Guys always put the colon first. :) See?
    Me: but i use both lol. They dont have genders silly (:
    Him: You used the girl one! See? Smileys have genders.
    not my format

  9. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 2:00pm UTC
    Have a nice life,
    I'm done trying to be in it.

  10. x3Taytay x3Taytay
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 1:31pm UTC
    Teenager stuff:
    Comment the numbers that describe you the most!
    1) You steal your friend's food when they're not looking.
    2) You start to show off because the person you like is looking at you.
    3) You steal your friend's phone when they're not looking.
    4) You pretend to have different accents.
    5)You laugh when people trip.
    6) You call your teacher names behind their back.
    7) You laugh until you cry.
    8) You sing. Badly.
    9) You act like an idiot trying to get people to laugh at you.
    10) You have days where you stay in your pajamas the entire day.
    11) You pull all-nighters at sleepovers. (And pull pranks on whoever falls asleep)
    12) You go on Witty/Facebook/Tumblr for hours on end.
    13) You desprately try to get your crushes attention.
    14)You listen to your favorite song so many times that you eventually get sick of it.
    15) You sometimes try to sing the alphabet backwards, but most likely fail.
    16) You make funny faces in the mirror when no one's watching.
    17) You dance like no one's watching (But only when there's actually no one watching)
    18)You freak out whenever you get a text or call from your crush.
    19) You make up fake conversations between you and your crush.
    20)You love your best friend(s) to death<3

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    I'm not flirting.
    I'm just being extra friendly with someone who is extra attractive.
    follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365
    Format by Sandrasaurus

:)

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