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1. storyofmylife609
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   December 19, 2011 6:39pm UTC
   what if santa is real.. but nobody is good enough to get any presents.
   
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2. storyofmylife609
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   December 17, 2011 10:44pm UTC
   that akward moment when..
   your sitting in the theatre about to watch a movie and BAM, human giraffe sits in front of you...
   
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3. storyofmylife609
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   December 17, 2011 10:38pm UTC
   that awkward amount of time when...
   people are singing "happy Birthday" to you and you dont know what to do
   
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4. storyofmylife609
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   December 17, 2011 10:34pm UTC
   that awkward moment when...
   someones zipper is down and you dont know whether to tell, because you cant explain why you were looking that low..
   
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5. storyofmylife609
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   December 17, 2011 3:13pm UTC
   that awkward moment when...
   your friends are in a circle and cant get into it.
   
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6. storyofmylife609
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   December 17, 2011 2:51pm UTC
   that awkward moment when...
   your friends make plans right in front of you and doesnt include you.
   
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7. storyofmylife609
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   December 13, 2011 4:05pm UTC
   Those quotes you make that are soo good, in your head you're thinking that you'll get a top quote...and you end up getting like 7 likes...
   
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8. storyofmylife609
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   December 13, 2011 3:58pm UTC
   Don't ever call a girl ugly...they will NEVER forget about it
   today this happened to me:(
   
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9. storyofmylife609
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   December 11, 2011 8:46pm UTC
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10. storyofmylife609
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    December 11, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    someone is doing the dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.
    
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11. storyofmylife609
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    December 9, 2011 2:14pm UTC
    They say,
    "keep your friends close and your enemies closer." The problem is, nowadays you can't tell them apart.
    
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12. storyofmylife609
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    December 8, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    Dear Boys,
    being a dick won't make yours bigger.
    
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13. storyofmylife609
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    December 3, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    I'm rated E for everyone
    jk
    
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14. storyofmylife609
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    November 20, 2011 12:11pm UTC
    Money can't buy you love because its over priced$$$
    
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15. storyofmylife609
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    November 18, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    Someone like you could really make things all right for me
    
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16. storyofmylife609
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    November 18, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    Don't sweat what you hear, but act like yah know.
    
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17. storyofmylife609
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    November 18, 2011 4:19pm UTC
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18. storyofmylife609
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    November 18, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    Good decisions come from experience, and experience comes from bad decisions.
    
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19. storyofmylife609
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    November 18, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    That awkward piece of bread in the begining of the loaf that noone likes...
    
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20. storyofmylife609
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    November 17, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    my brother thought girls had weiners...i looked at him and said "no, they don't".....he looked at me and said... "what, did girls get a disease that made it fall off" hahaha he's 7...
    
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