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Hey my name is Paige. i love animals and acting. My fave actors are Josh Hutcherson and Jennifer Lawrence. I am a hunger games/one direction fan and love to meet new people. if you would like to know more about me then don't be afraid to ask. I don't bite. thats a lil bit about me byee xxx.
  1. storydiva4eva storydiva4eva
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    ok so my teacher asked the class a question before we split up for summer break.The questoin was "what colour is a mirror?" Loads of people said silver but i said "whatever colour the surroundings are. he replied with close as far as i know it doesnt have a coloue and i was like...

  2. storydiva4eva storydiva4eva
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 11:58am UTC
    yesterday my mum and i had a bit of an arguement and she told me that she wouldnt care if i was packed up and shipped of to a foreign country to live there for the rest of my liffe. And honestly i think sdhe meant it.

  3. storydiva4eva storydiva4eva
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 11:15am UTC
    I live in a house with an animalistic love triangle lol.
    My dog shadow loves Niko (in a literal way eventhough niko is his son.
    Niko loves Canna (my husky)
    and Canna loves shadow.
    How sweet lol :P

  4. storydiva4eva storydiva4eva
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    Well done josh and jen for winning best male and female actor and actress at the MTV movie awards I am so proud. Love the books and the film the junger games is my all time fave film. so so so proud well done woot woot!

  5. storydiva4eva storydiva4eva
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    My bunny died.
    Now he's just some bunny that I used to know.
    nmq saw this and thought it was funny so yeah.

  6. storydiva4eva storydiva4eva
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    Have you ever known what it is like to have your family ripped away from you, your friends laugh at you and your boyfriend of two years dump you. Well I do. My name is Jennifer Louise and this is my story.
    Hi guys this is my new story seabreeze. hope you like it if you would like to be notified please tell me. thanks :)

  7. storydiva4eva storydiva4eva
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    there is an 8year old girl whos had more boyfriends than me. I've had 2( 1 current 1 ex) and she's had like 10 or 9. THAT IS A TAS MESSED UP DON'T YOU THINK?!?!?!?

  8. storydiva4eva storydiva4eva
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    i came online now and 123 im so freaking happy!!!

  9. storydiva4eva storydiva4eva
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. storydiva4eva storydiva4eva
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Five Deadly Terms Used By A Woman
    1) Fine- this is the word a woman uses to end an arguement when she knows she's right and you just need to shut up.
    2) Nothing-
    means something and you need to be worried.
    3) Go Ahead- This is a dare not permission.
    Do not do it.
    4) Whatever- A womans way of saying
    screw you.
    5)That's Okay- She is thinking long and hard about
    how and when you will pay for your mistake.
    (BONOUS WORD) WOW!- This is NOT a compliment.She is wondering how one person could be so stupid.

  11. storydiva4eva storydiva4eva
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Dear Ex,
    just because im being nice to you doesn't mean I want you back.
    Sincerely, we broke up for a reason.

  12. storydiva4eva storydiva4eva
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    men are supposed to love and protect women,
    not hurt and betray them.

  13. storydiva4eva storydiva4eva
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    hey i just met you,
    and this is crazy,
    but can i tie you up,
    and spank you maybe?
    And all the other girls try to chase me,
    but heres my number,
    laters maybe.
    all mine dont jock.

  14. storydiva4eva storydiva4eva
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    Harry Styles
    You have a strong voice. [X]
    You have a deep voice. []
    You like older men.[]
    You’re fit. [X]
    You love cats. []
    You sleep whenever possible. [x]
    You have curly hair. []
    You’re the younger one out of your group of friends. []
    You care about what others think of you. []
    You love sappy movies. [x]
    Louis Tomlinson
    You’re funny. [x]
    You aren’t afraid to speak your mind. [x]
    You’re the older one out of your group of friends.[X]
    You like carrots. [x]
    You have a higher voice.[x]
    You were born on or very close to a holiday.[]
    You have many siblings. []
    You have been in a musical before.[X]
    You like striped clothing. []
    You have pair(s) of Toms.[]
    Niall Horan
    You have an Irish descent. [x]
    You LOVE food. [x]
    You tend to be more childish. [x]
    You have blonde hair. [x]
    You have/had braces. []
    You are constantly on your phone/computer/etc. [x]
    You play a musical instrument.[x]
    You don’t read very often. []
    You are good at impersonations. []
    People often mispronounce your name. []
    Liam Payne
    You have an interesting fear. []
    You dedicate much of your time to people you love. [x]
    You love Disney movies. [x]
    You’re loyal. [x]
    You’re faithful. [x]
    You seem to be the leader of your group of friends. [x]
    You had birth defects. [x]
    You have a summer birthday.[]
    You love making people smile. [x]
    Zayn Malik
    You’re shy at first. [x]
    You put family first.[x]
    You are a very neat person. []
    You have tattoos. []
    You bite your lip when you’re nervous. [x]
    You’re romantic. []
    You love chick flicks and other sappy films. [x]
    You love deep movie quotes. []
    You’re very protective. [x]
    You smoke. []
    Harry - 4
    Louis - 6
    Niall- 6
    Liam -7
    Zayn - 5

  15. storydiva4eva storydiva4eva
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    90% of people
    marry their 7th - 12th grade love. ♥
    Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
    If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.

  16. storydiva4eva storydiva4eva
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    I don't cut people in half with knives. I cut them in half with looks which in a way works better because they all hate the death stare. ;)

  17. storydiva4eva storydiva4eva
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Hey guys sorry to say that i will not be finishing my 1D fanfic as I cant think of and ideas and i have total and utter writers block. but I will be starting a new story that is not a fanfic so it will be up when i start writing it. so c yas soon :)

  18. storydiva4eva storydiva4eva
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    and who knows this.
    "it's a mans obligation
    to stick his boneration
    in a womans separation
    this sort of penatration
    will increase the population
    of the the younger generation."

  19. storydiva4eva storydiva4eva
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid because it was a small town,
    and she lived only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that
    a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station. She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story. dThe police asked her if she would
    be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered,
    "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men
    walking on either side of her."
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Repost this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    57% won't repost this

    (i reposted this because a. i love the story and b. i believe in god by the way)

  20. storydiva4eva storydiva4eva
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:17am UTC
    im on omeagle it is fun


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