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  1. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    An old man,
    turned ninety-eight.
    He won the lottery
    and died the next day...
    Mr. Play it Safe was
    afraid to fly,
    He packed his suit case
    and kissed his kid goodbye.
    He waited his whole damn life,
    to take that flight
    and as the plane crashed down he thought
    well isnt this nice...
    A traffic jam
    when you already late.
    A no-smoking sign
    on your cigarette break
    Its like ten thousand spoons
    when all you need is a knife.
    Its meeting the man
    of your dreams,
    and then meeting
    his beautiful wife
    Its like rain
    on your wedding day
    A free ride...
    When you already paid
    Its the good advice
    that you just didnt take.
    And isnt ironic...
    dont you think?

  2. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 3:07am UTC
    Cause Every Hello
    Ends With A Goodbye.

  3. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 3:13am UTC
    I w o u l d g i v e up
    m y h a p p i n e s s
    j u s t t o s e e y o u
    Smile

  4. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 1:27pm UTC

    LIVE BY THE SUN
    LOVE BY THE MOON

  5. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 7:16pm UTC
    Its hard to keep a
    straight face,
    when I just want to
    smileツ

  6. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    She opens her eyes
    and suddenly cries
    and says
    "you know,
    i fake it oh so well.
    This smile on my face,
    will soon be gone to hell"

  7. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 1:04am UTC
    Its amazing what you can
    Hide
    Just by putting on a smile.

  8. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

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