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1. starlightx
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 10:27pm UTC
   I honestly don't have friends,
   all of them decided popularity over our
   friendship.
   
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2. starlightx
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 10:20pm UTC
   When your parents come in and you switch from witty to google,
   and your just staring at google.
   
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3. starlightx
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 10:18pm UTC
   I can't fly.
   Neither can a unicorn.
   Therefore, I'm a unicorn.
   
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4. starlightx
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 10:13pm UTC
   Seriously guys,
   I still see a lot of quotes with people hating on Directioners and Directioners hating on non-directioners.
   There's an ignore button, use it. Don't go posting hate and death threats.
   Its getting annoying.
   
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5. starlightx
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2012 8:44pm UTC
   that awkward moment,
   when you click 'vent' in the categories and it leads you to a diary on amazon.
   o.O
   
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6. starlightx
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2012 1:23pm UTC
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   Sometimes I Wonder,
   what its like to get a top quote.
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   ©starlightx format
   
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7. starlightx
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2012 12:59pm UTC
   Hi,
   I'm an ugly quote.
   You aren't going to glance at it,
   and you will just scroll past me.
   Just because my font isn't big and rainbow.
   This isn't going to be a top quote,
   Witty is just like reality.
   Pretty comes above the ugly.
   
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8. starlightx
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2012 12:31am UTC
   Here's to the wittians,
   who have less than 100 followers(:
   follow for follow(:
   
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9. starlightx
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2012 12:13am UTC
   That Depressing Moment When,
   you work so hard on a quote and get 0 faves.
   
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10. starlightx
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 12:03am UTC
    You Don't Need To...
    be a Size Zero, to be pretty.
    
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11. starlightx
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    I've always wanted a silly string fight..
    
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12. starlightx
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    So today at school, we had a special visitor.
    He asked the audience, "If you could choose between etheir having the super power to fly or to be invisible what would you choose?"
    About six people rose their hands to answer his question.
    He called a girl in the back, she is very shy. I almost never heard her talk to anyone.
    She stood up and her exact words were, "I would choose the ability to fly because you don't need a super power to be invisible."
    freakquotes.com
    
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13. starlightx
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    Little Boy: Mom, why is her name Rosie?
    Mom: Because her mom likes roses.
    Little Boy: Mom, what do you like?
    Mom: Stop asking questions Dicky.
    freakquotes.com
    
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14. starlightx
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    Drake and Josh Quotes #2
    Drake: I can't have my girlfriend and my exgirlfriend in the same place! DO YOU WANT ME TO EXPLODEE?!??!?!?!?!
    
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15. starlightx
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    Drake and Josh Quotes #1
    Drake and friends:Where'd you get a bus???
    Josh: um, getabus.org
    nmf
    
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16. starlightx
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    *me seeing a pigeon*
    Me: HOLY CRAPP IT'S KEVIN!!!!
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom: ......
    this is why i don't have friends..
    
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17. starlightx
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    Things Never Said #2
    Taylor Lautner, put a shirt on
    nmf
    
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18. starlightx
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Things Never said #1
    Crocs are the sexiest shoes ever.
    nmf
    
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