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stardollPresentations101

1. stardollPresentations101
   posted a quote
   November 28, 2010 3:07pm UTC
   I really need to stop liking. everything....Oooh but that is sooo true *likes* oh and so is that *likes*
   -facebook.
   
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2. stardollPresentations101
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   November 28, 2010 3:03pm UTC
   When your telling your friend a joke and before you can say anything you burst out laughing ;D
   
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3. stardollPresentations101
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   November 28, 2010 3:01pm UTC
   Me and my friend made a secret code language and “ I Fish face” meant “I Love you” So she went up to her crush and said "I Fish face”
   He replied with “I fish face too”
   And he didn’t even know the language :D
   
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4. stardollPresentations101
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   November 28, 2010 2:58pm UTC
   Study...study...stud....sta....ah....staf.....stafay....fay....face....facebook:D
   -Facebook;)
   
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5. stardollPresentations101
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   November 28, 2010 10:22am UTC
   Knowing you have a whole Garden Of Untouched snow, and that No one can touch it because its all yours.
   -all mine.
   
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6. stardollPresentations101
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   November 28, 2010 10:14am UTC
   Why does it always have to be
   A white van.
   -All Mine.
   
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7. stardollPresentations101
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   November 25, 2010 3:11pm UTC
   1) Go to Google Maps
   2) Go Get Directions
   3) Japan as start location and China as End location
   4) read number 43
   5) Laugh And Favourite :)
   -Facebook :D
   
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8. stardollPresentations101
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   November 25, 2010 3:10pm UTC
   A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
   Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."
   So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."
   The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!
   Love it!
   
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9. stardollPresentations101
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   November 12, 2010 12:06pm UTC
   She will
   Wake up and think "He will be at school" and Secretly smile.
   He will
   Wake up and look at his alarm clock and suddenly gets nervous because its almost time for school and she is there.
   She will
   Arrive at school and look around for him.
   He will
   See her standing there and run up to her. and pick her up from behind..
   She will
   Laugh as he spins her around and thinks hes the one
   
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10. stardollPresentations101
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    November 9, 2010 12:28pm UTC
    Father : When I was your age, I had to walk to school, Uphill both ways !! That was really hard y'know!
    Daughter : Yesterday, I had to wait TEN MINUTES for Witty to load. Now THAT was hard y'know!
    The difference between Then and now xD
    
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11. stardollPresentations101
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    November 9, 2010 12:24pm UTC
    Waking up,
    Looking at your Alarm Clock
    &
    Thinking
    Is it that time already?
    -Fave if you hate w a k i n g u p f o r s c h o o l !
    -Not my f o r m a t !
    
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12. stardollPresentations101
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    October 24, 2010 11:07am UTC
    I'm the type of person
    1. Who feels ignored when some-one doesn't reply to a text in less then a minute
    .2. Who feels loved when The mail man delivers a birthday card 2 days before my birthday
    3. Who Turns into a ninja when I'm in the house on my own. 4. Who Has tears in their eyes when they see a old lady crossing the road.
    5. Who gets frightened when a car slows next to them when i'm walking on the path.
    6. Who feels hungry just after they just ate.
    7.Who doesn't sing in the shower because I don't want anyone to hear me.
    8. Who thinks of a quote and then forgets it straight away.
    9. who logs onto witty every day, read every 'top quote' and log off then log back on again.
    10. Who still gets happy meals from McDonalds when they ain't that hungry.
    Credit to Miley_rockz_23 on stardoll for giving me the scroll ;3
    Click the [♥] Please xD
    Do not jock!
    
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13. stardollPresentations101
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    October 19, 2010 1:52pm UTC
    If some-one makes fun of you.
    Say "thank's, love you too" and walk away ;D
    
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14. stardollPresentations101
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    October 17, 2010 3:32pm UTC
    (7:00am)
    Text conversation
    Kate ;; hiyaa ;D
    (wakes up) Me ;; Oh hi
    Kate ;; wuu2? X
    Me ;; nothing…….
    Kate ;; soooo…. You awake yet?
    What the? :L
    True story ;D
    
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15. stardollPresentations101
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    October 16, 2010 2:27pm UTC
    When I was Little, I was scared I would drown In the shower, So I had a Bath Instead :L
    
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16. stardollPresentations101
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    October 16, 2010 11:12am UTC
    When the unpopular one becomes cool.
    Yeaah, I hate her ;]
    
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17. stardollPresentations101
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    October 16, 2010 3:22am UTC
    Getting distracted on witty when we are soposed to be doing homework ;D
    
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18. stardollPresentations101
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    October 10, 2010 1:52pm UTC
    So today (10/10/10) I was doing my homework and I asked my Mother What the date was, because I had to put the date on my homework. She said "the 10th of the 10th of the 10th." I laughed and said "Make a wish at 10 past 10"
    So I turned and checked the clock and guess what time it was?
    10 Past 10 ;D
    -True story
    -Do not jock!
    
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19. stardollPresentations101
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    October 8, 2010 12:01pm UTC
    Today, I learned an important lesson. If you're holding a glass of water in one hand, and the dog's treats in the other, make sure you know which one you're about to throw. MLIA
    
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20. stardollPresentations101
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    October 8, 2010 11:52am UTC
    Today in english class my phone rang and the guy beside me yells "OOO is that a phone?!" and I got it taken away. To get him back I called his phone in math and it started ringing "You belong with me" by Taylor Swift. He got a detention.
    MLIA.
    
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