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  1. heelsoverhead heelsoverhead
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2010 8:44pm UTC
    *Without [GOD], our week would be:
    .Sinday.
    .Mournday.
    .Tearsday.
    .Wasteday.
    .Thirstday.
    .Fightday.
    .Shatterday.
    [<3] If you love God

  2. smackinonthelipglossx10 smackinonthelipglossx10
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2009 2:14pm UTC
    &+ a guy and a girl can be just friends;;
    but at one point or another;;
    they will fall for each other
    maybe temporarily;;
    maybe at the wrong time,
    maybe too late;;
    ..or maybe forever
    ***
    -dave matthews

  3. Stella242 Stella242
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2010 8:59am UTC
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  4. LaX_loVe LaX_loVe
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2009 5:34pm UTC
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  5. XxGohdeexX XxGohdeexX
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2009 11:35am UTC
    Well its no secret
    that the best thing about a secret is
    s e c r e t l y | t e l l i n g *
    someone your secret thereby adding
    A x N x O x T x H x E x R
    secret to your secret collection of secrets
    secretly.
    spongebob<33

  6. Titan4Life Titan4Life
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 8:04pm UTC
    Yesterday.
    the quiet kids phone went off in class. After he handed his phone to the
    teacher, a jock who sat in front of him, turned around and said to him,
    "Was that your girlfriend?" He looked the jock right in the eyes and
    replied "No, it was yours". I couldn't stop
    laughing all period.
    ♥MLIA♥

  7. iwillloveyou_forever iwillloveyou_forever
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2009 2:16pm UTC
    I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
    "Hi, how are you?"
    I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I dont know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
    "Doing just fine."
    And the other guy says:
    "So, what are you up to?"
    What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say,
    "Uh, just traveling."
    At this point I'm just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:
    "Can I come over?"
    Okay, this question is too weird for me but I figured I could just be poliete and end the conversation. I tell him,
    "No, I'm a little busy right now."
    The I hear the guy say nervously...
    "Listen I'll have to call you back. Some idiot in the other shall is answering all my questions."

  8. DM16 DM16
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2010 1:13am UTC
    .:Yesterday My 10 Year Old Cousin Said:.

    GIRLS ARE STUPID!
    they | think | we | care | about | that | new | lip | gloss | they're | wearing,
    they think we care -----------> about that new pair of ugg boots,
    they think we care about that new outfit they spend all morning finding,
    ♥♥♥ they think we care about all that they do to impress us boys...♥♥♥
    No we don't.
    it's XX not XX because XX we're XX mean XX or XX dumb,
    it's because that's _.·´¯`·.>> not what matters,
    w h a t ........ m a t t e r s ........ i s,
    the s m i l e behind ---------> the g l o s s e d lips,
    the way she walks over to us whether it's in boots or not,
    the way she looks gorgeous in whatever she is wearing,
    we don't care about the stupid looks that much,
    we care about the girl b e h i n d those sparkling eyes.
    it's x not xx fair xx they xx say xx we xx don't care xx about x them,
    it's just that we care more AaBbOoUuTt the girl inside the clothes.
    looks like i've got a lady's man on my hands

  9. SOCCERfreak20 SOCCERfreak20
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2009 9:04pm UTC
    I think we all need to learn a lesson from this:
    A college professor was doing a demonstration to his students. He had
    a big glass jar. He put several big rocks in it. He asked his students 'Can
    anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' Then he put small pebbles
    in the jar. Several students gave a chuckle realizing they were wrong. The
    professor asked again 'Can anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.'
    Then he poured a bag of sand in the jar. This time almost all of the students
    let out an almost laugh. Then he said 'The rocks are the important things in
    life; your family, friends, etc.' 'The pebbles are the minor things in life which
    come after the rocks.' 'The sand grains stand for all of the unnessacary things
    in life.' 'If you were to put all the sand grains in first [the unnessacary things],
    then the pebbles [the minor things], then the rocks [the important things], it
    wouldn't fit. Therefore, you have to realize that family and friends come first.
    credit please(:
    heard it from my teacher

  10. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  11. rauschy22 rauschy22
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2010 5:18pm UTC
    Free
    Whenever i see your eyes my mind goes blank, when you smile i lose my breath and the best i can do is smile back but when it's time to say goodbye I wish we could embrace right then and there but we know we are resricted so i keep the image of you in my mind. At night while i lay in my bed all i think of is you and as i fall asleep i hope that you're in my dreams because there we are finally free.
    wrote this for my boyfriend, no jocking please, feel free to comment or favorite

  12. rauschy22 rauschy22
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2010 9:20pm UTC
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
    advice...
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
    -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
    WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
    -SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
    - CHASE HER
    WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
    - KISS HER
    WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
    - HOLD HER TIGHT
    WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
    - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
    - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
    WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
    - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
    WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
    - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
    WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
    - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
    WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
    -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
    -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
    WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
    - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
    - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
    -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!!
    -originally made by someone else, re-done like this

  13. rauschy22 rauschy22
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2010 1:27pm UTC
    "I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay."
    Dave matthews band <3

  14. MyEyesBlue MyEyesBlue
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 3:14pm UTC
    ME PLUS YOU.
    I'LL TAKE THAT NUMBER.
    MULTIPY YOUR SMILE.
    M I N U S T H E D R A M A.
    GIVE ME A FRACTION OF YOUR HEART.
    I'LL SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS.
    NOW PUT THAT TOGETHER,
    WE MAKE UP A perfect EQUATION

  15. hannahbreanne97 hannahbreanne97
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2010 10:03pm UTC
    Carmen you are soo grounded
    coffee will look at you and say
    "DAMN!"
    *george lopez:)*

  16. Xtoxxic_looveX Xtoxxic_looveX
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2010 9:11pm UTC
    ♡ 50 things about girls ;
    1. We don't like it when you hold our hand, we ♥ it.
    2. We're not all high maintenance. Seriously, who spends five hours getting ready every day?
    3. Cheesy and corny is adorable. Seriously.
    4. We like it if you're a dork because we are too, so we can be dorks together :)
    5. We think you are unbelievably complicated too. Trust me.
    6. We can like blood and gore too, but even if we aren't scared, we'll still act like we are ;)
    7. Usually "I'm fine" means "I'm not at all okay"You see, not all of us are drama queens, so we don't want to come off as one. Also, we don't like being vulnerable.
    8. There are some things you just shouldn't say to a girl if you are in a relationship with someone else. Like: you're beautiful, I really like talking to you, you're amazing... need I say more? We can't help but read into these things, especially if we want more than anything for you to really mean them.
    9. If we cry in front of you, whatever happened to us must have been really bad or have hurt us a lot.
    10. If you sing to us, even if you're not very good at it, we're like putty in your hands. Not even joking.
    11. Don't treat us differently in front of your friends. If they're really your friends, why would you have to act different?
    12. We like hugs. They make us feel safe.
    13. We might watch the game with you, if you watch The Notebook [or whatever] with us. Some of us do actually enjoy watching the game with you though, so don't be too shocked if we slip on a team jersey.
    14. Sometimes when you tell us we're pretty and we fight with you and say we're not, it's because we really don't believe that we are. [you saying that makes us feel better though♥]
    15. You don't just date us, you date our best friend too. [As in, they're going to be around quite a bit, so you might as well try to get along with them]
    16. We love your hoodies WAY more than our own. Mostly because they smell like you.
    17. It's not mandatory for you to text, call, or IM first... but we really like it when you do. 18. If you can make us laugh or smile a lot, we're practically yours already.
    19. If we smile a lot when we're around you and you ask us what we're smiling about and we say "nothing" or "no reason"... you're probably the reason.
    20. We really do dream about being kissed in the pouring rain. 21. It really annoys us when you blame everything on pms or say it can't be that bad. Imagine what it might feel like to have someone punch you in the abdomen multiple times for 4-7 days. Yeah.
    22. We love getting flowers for no reason. It doesn't even have to be a whole bouquet. One flower for no reason would be just as sweet.
    23. We love your eyes.
    24. We like it when you play with our hair, so go ahead.
    25. We're never really too old for stuffed animals, especially if they're from you :)
    26. We really do like it when you open doors for us... :)
    27. When we say we're cold, that is most likely your cue to hold us.
    28. We like when guys smell good. That doesn't mean bathe in your cologne though, so please don't. You like when we smell good without choking you, we like the same thing.
    29. We really do appreciate it when you try to cheer us up when we're feeling down about something [even if it doesn't seem like that big a deal]. We will remember and try to return the favor.
    30. If you aren't honest with us and we know it, it hurts our feelings.
    31. Words like beautiful, pretty, cute, and the like are much preferred over words like hot or sexy.
    32. It's cute when you notice our bored or nervous habits. We notice yours too and most likely find them adorable.
    33. We like it when you kiss us on the forehead :) it's sweet.
    34. When we say we miss you, we mean it and you have no idea how much.
    35. Please, please, please don't say you love us unless you mean it.
    36. We usually text you for two reasons: We miss you or we just really like talking to you. We don't text for for several reasons: We want you to miss us, we're mad, or we don't want to annoy you. 37. It really isn't mandatory for you to spend money on us. Spending time with you makes us happy. If you're dating a girl that thinks it IS mandatory that you do, you should find a new girl.
    38. Most of us would prefer actual food over a salad, so don't lose hope. haha (I'm referring to girls who who are for some odd reason terrified to eat in front of guys or are horrified at the amount of calories in real food. )
    39. We talk to our friends about you. Don't worry, it definitely isn't always a bad thing. We talk about you so much because we like you :)
    40. If we seem to like taking pictures of/with you, it's only because we like showing you off. And maybe so we can stare at you even when you're not around because we think you're just that cute.
    41. It isn't necessary, but if the urge strikes you to write us a love letter or a poem or even a song, go right ahead. We will LOVE it... and maybe even possibly cry :)
    42. Nice guys don't always finish last... [If you are a nice guy and you do always seem to finish last, I'm sorry. Some girls are just idiots and don't know what's good for them. You deserve better anyway.]
    43. Just laying on your chest listening to your heartbeat is the best feeling in the world<3
    44. The butterfly feeling will come even if you just send a cute text.
    45. Don't be overly clingy and try to talk every second of every minute of every hour. We love talking to you, but we both need a little space. [to miss eachother more♥]
    46. When there's an awkward pause on the phone, we're trying really hard to think of something to say, but would mostly love it for you to fill it with something cute. Something simple..i love you.
    47. When you are mad cool off first, so we don't get into a big argument. This way we won't say something to hurt eachother.
    48. Rubbing our back when we are laying together is very cute.
    49. Take some time and learn little details about us. It's sweet. It will also surprise us if you remember something as little as our favorite color skittle. [We don't expect you to know every little thing about us, just saying]
    50. We're sort of scared to fall in love, but if you are a good guy it will happen effortlessly & we couldn't be happier <3

  17. nanababii13 nanababii13
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2010 9:16pm UTC
    ♦♦♦
    Officer: What is your D.O.B?
    Criminal: What's a D.O.B., man?
    Officer: When's your birthday?
    Criminal: May 5th
    Officer: What year?
    Criminal: Every year, man.
    ♦♦♦
    this is prob on here already ,
    but i thought it was really funny
    so i added it!
    cliickk the organ -> ♥

  18. secretsunspoken__x secretsunspoken__x
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2010 7:24pm UTC
    i always feel left out. no matter what i'm doing .
    even if i'm with my best friends, its always hard for me to include myself.
    when i'm with people i don't know that well ,
    i usually just kinda stand by and listen to what they're saying.
    i'm afraid to speak out&get involved with whats going on.
    is it because i'm afraid that they'll judge me? why am i shy?
    i don't know, but i'm so sick of feeling this way.

  19. Jeessiiiicaaaaaah Jeessiiiicaaaaaah
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2010 5:56pm UTC
    "Did you just?" "No."
    "But you just-" "Nope."
    "Are you sure cause-" "No."
    "But I just saw you-" "No."

  20. erikajay erikajay
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2010 8:08am UTC
    When ever i buy a new calender..
    ...the first thing i do is see what picture is on my birthday!

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