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srezsportsgirl
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 8:53am UTC

me: *Eating cereal*
brother: comes and grabs my spoon and takes a bite.
me: sure! yeah, sure you can have some, it's not like I was hungry or anything..
brother: K. Thanks, *takes another bite*
me:
brother:
me:
brother:
me:
dad: So how did your cereal get all over your brother again.?
me: . . . . . .

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srezsportsgirl
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 9:03am UTC

If you're single, it's not because no one wants to be with you.
It's becasue God's still busy writing your love story.

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srezsportsgirl
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 9:01am UTC

Just because I flirt, doesn't mean I'm a hoe. Unlike you,
I learn to say no.

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srezsportsgirl
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 8:32am UTC

To everyone who
Has ever thought about killing themselves;
I love you .

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srezsportsgirl
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April 25, 2012 8:23am UTC

When someone calls me from a blocked number,
I answer like this," Hello Ron's Warehouse, you got the doe, we got the hoe."

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srezsportsgirl
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 8:47am UTC

Friend: Hey can I copy your math homework.?
Me: We had math homework.?

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srezsportsgirl
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 8:24am UTC

Just think.
If we didn't go to school, teachers would be out of a job.
MIND=BLOWN

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srezsportsgirl
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 2:16pm UTC

credittoforgeter
I love how Kristen Stewert is classified as a
"talented actress"
When she has less emotion than a piece of
paper.
credittoforgeter
credittoforgeter

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srezsportsgirl
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 7:24pm UTC

Brother: I hate One Direction. They suck.
Me: NO. THEY DON'T, YOU DO.
Brother:
Me:
Brother:
Me:
Brother:
Me:
Cop: So, your brother just randomly fell down the stairs.?
Me: Well, he said One Direction sucked..
Cop: Stop.! I've heard enough.

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srezsportsgirl
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 7:05pm UTC

100 Truths
Rules: Don't be a party-pooper. Once you see this, you are supposed to write a note with 100 Truths about you. ERASE MY ANSWERS and enter your own. Please read minee. Get to knoow me.?(:
1. Real Name : Soriya. (:
2. Nickname: rezzy.
3. Favorite color: bluee.(:
4. Male or female: femalee.(:
5. Elmentary School: uhmm..W.E.S.
6. Middle School: A.M.S.
7. High School: well, I'm gonna be going to F.H.S.
8. College: I dont knoow.!
9. Hair Color: Dark broown.(;
10. Tall or Short: hmm..mediumm.
11. Sweats or Jeans: sweats. <3
12. Phone or Camera: phonee.!
13. Health freak: NO.?
14. Orange or Apple: a p p l e . c ;
15. Do you have a crush on someone: maybee..
16. Eat or Drink: drink.(:
17. Piercings: yeep.
18. Pepsi or Coke: pepsi.
HAVE YOU EVER:
19. Been in an airplane: yeeahh.
20. Been in a boat? yeah, haha.
21. Been in a car accident: i dont think soo.
22. Been in a fist fight: noo.
23. First piercing: ears.(:
24. Longest Friend: mikaylalogan. follow heer. (:
25. First award: softball.!
26. First crush: uhmm, elijah.
YOU KNOW THAT ONE WORD:
29. Last person you texted: clayton. (:
30. Last person you talked to: my mommy.(:
31. Last person you watched a movie with: Lindsey&&Mikayla.<3
32. Last food you ate: cookies. c;
33. Last movie you watched: uhmm, Zuthera> Josh Hutcherson.(;
34. Last song you listened to: Save You Tonight - One Direction.(:
35. Last thing you bought: uhmm, a purse,?
FAVORITE:
37. Food: t a c o s.
38. Drink: C o o l a i d.
39. Hate: FAKE PEOPLE.
40. Flower: i forgeet, ?
41. Animal: Cats&&Dogs. (;
43. Movie: The Hunger Games. c:
44. Subject: Mathh.(:
HAVE YOU EVER:
(Put an x in the brackets if yes)
45. [x] fallen in love with someone.
46. [x] celebrated Halloween.
47. [x] had your heart broken.
48. [ ] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone.
49. [x] had someone like you
51. [ ] got pregnant.
52. [ ] had an abortion.
53. [x] did something I regret.
54. [x] broke a promise.
55. [x] hid a secret.
56. [x] pretended to be happy.
57. [x] met someone who changed your life.
mikaylalogan^^ follow her.?(:
58. [x] pretended to be sick.
59. [ ] left the country
60. [x..] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it.
61. [x] cried over the silliest thing.
62. [x] ran a mile.
63. [] went to the beach with your best friend.
64. [x] got into an argument with your friends.
65. [x] disliked someone.
66. [ ] stayed single for 2 years since the first time you had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
CURRENTLY:
67. Eating: cookies. c:
68. Drinking: a p p l e j u i c e.
69. Listening: One Direction.(:
70. Sitting/Laying: On a chair,??
71. Plans for today: Hanging with some of my brother's friends.
YOUR FUTURE:
73. Want kids: yeeahh.!
74. Want to get married: yeep.!
75. Career: Uhmm, criminal investigator. (:
76. Lips or eyes: eyes. <3
77. Shorter or Taller: taller.(;
78. Romantic or Spontaneous: romantic. (;
81. Hook-up or relationship: r e l a t i o n s h i p. hurry up boy, make a move already.(:
82. Looks or personality: personality.(:
HAVE YOU EVER:
83. Lost glasses/contacts: yepp.
84. Snuck out of a house: totally.!
85. Held a gun/knife for self defense: not yet anyway..
86. Killed somebody: noo.! STUPID.
87. Broken someone's heart: i hope not..
88. Been in love: yeah, well at least i thought i was..
89. Cried when someone died: yeah.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
90. Yourself: of course.
91. Miracles: yeah.
92. Love at first sight: yeah..(:
94. Santa Clause: H3ll NO.
95. Aliens: F*CK NO.
96. Ghosts: YEAHH.(: WHY ARE MY CAPS ON.?
TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? yeahh..
98. Do you know who your real friends are: yepp.
99. Do you believe in God: YES. <3
100. The End?: FINALLY.

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srezsportsgirl
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 6:29pm UTC

That moment when
You create a really cool quote and you think that it'll get a ton of favs, and then you preview it and it says, "1045 favs."
And you think, " Awhh. F*ck."

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srezsportsgirl
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April 19, 2012 6:25pm UTC

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srezsportsgirl
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 6:01pm UTC

I hope you don't mind if i vent..
About 2 months ago, i liked a boy. And don't worry this isn't gonna be like a jealous/bitchy/annoying type of vent, I just need some advice. I really liked him. But then we just faded away. I mean we really hit it off. But now I thought that he had forgotton about me and he broke my heart.
Then, today, I was acting weird to him, I guess. He asked me, "Hey, what's wrong.?" And i said, "Nothing, I'm just tired." And guess what he said.?
"I know you. Something is wrong. I care about you a lot and if something is wrong, I'd love to help you get through it. You are a really strong girl and I know you can handle a lot, but if you ever need me, I'm here. Cause your excuse for when something's wrong is 'Nothing, I'm just tired.' I'm here for you."
I didn't answer. I just thought to myself,"Why did I give up on him.? Should I give him another chance.?"
W e l l. I d o n t k n o w.
M a y b e. .

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srezsportsgirl
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 5:43pm UTC

I'll Admit it,
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday.

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srezsportsgirl
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 8:57am UTC

That moment..
When you ask the teacher to use the restroom,
and you don't really have to go.
You just want to get the f*ck out of there.

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srezsportsgirl
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 6:49pm UTC

Even when I'm told I'm pretty,
I still feel the insecurity inside of me.

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srezsportsgirl
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 6:45pm UTC

I may not be perfectly flawless, but I'm happy with being
imperfectly flawed.