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About Me
I'm awesome at advise... espeacially relationship/ break up advise. Follow me and I will totally follow you back babe!

And other stuff..
Keep witty funny! I love to laugh!

Sqishy :)

squishy
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 9:51pm UTC

Girls are likeapples on trees. The bestones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach forthe good ones because they are afraidof falling and getting hurt. Instead, theyjust get the rotten apples from the groundthat aren't as good, but easy. So the applesat the top think something is wrong withthem, when in reality, they're amazing.They just have to wait for the rightboy to come along, the onewho's brave enoughto climball the wayto the topof the tree.

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squishy
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 11:37pm UTC

You and me are best friends.
You smile,
I smile.
You laugh,
I laugh.
You cry,
I cry.
You jump off a bridge,
I'm gonna miss you buddy.

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squishy
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 11:18pm UTC

The police are looking for a
suspect who is funny, cool,
and drop dead gorgeous.
You're safe, but
where should I hide?

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squishy
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 10:23pm UTC

SLEEP IS...
A place where everyone is my friend.Never alone. I can wear a true smile with pride.Happy. Nobody argues with me.Peaceful. I am never, ever rejected as a friend or a girlfriend. Acceptance. The real world is nothing to me. My escape.

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squishy
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 10:49pm UTC

Poem of my Life
It hurts
To slide a knife across my wrist
but when the blood comes out
It satifies me
It hurts
To shove a toothbrush down my throat
but when the puke comes out
it satifies me
It hurts
To think about the life I've lived
but when the tears come out
I'm not satisfied
FORMAT BY JIMMY365

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squishy
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 10:30pm UTC

You know you're in love
when you can't fall asleep
because realityis
finally
better than dreams <3
hover over this quote

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squishy
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 5:50pm UTC

You know you're in lovewhen you can't sleep becausereality is finally beter than dreams-Dr. Suess

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squishy
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 5:40pm UTC

Truth is
I'm too young for this,
Well too bad. ♥
Because no matter what anyone says about falling in love too young
I love you. ♥
-credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

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squishy
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 11:33pm UTC

hold your cursor over this quote. ♥

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squishy
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 1:39am UTC

"Were you dropped as a baby?" "Yea dropped in a pool of sexy."

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squishy
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 1:22am UTC

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~------Duct tape is like the force------ -------------It has a dark side,-------------
-----------------------------a light side,-------------------------- --------------------------------------------------and it holds-------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------the whole------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------world -----------------------------------------------------------------------------together------------------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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squishy
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 10:46pm UTC

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me and you are Best Freinds, ~~~~~~ You smile, I smile
You cry I cry
You jump off a bridge,
I'm gonna miss you buddy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
jayciecutie01's format

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squishy
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 10:36pm UTC

Dear Grandma,Please shut up and leaveso can hang out with my friends.

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squishy
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 11:04pm UTC

What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef
What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, in front of a door?
Matt
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of an ocean?
Bob
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, it ain't gonna come anyway!

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squishy
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 12:38am UTC

Friendship is just like peeing yourself. Everybodycan seeit,but youare the only one that gets the warm feeling.

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squishy
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 12:19am UTC

Flying is just throwing
yourself at the
ground and
missing

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squishy
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 2:20am UTC

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

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squishy
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 2:03am UTC

If swimming gives you a
PERFECT BODY
then how do you explain whales?