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  1. CandyBurst CandyBurst
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
    I’m brunette; I must be boring.
    I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
    I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
    I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
    I wear make-up; I must be fake.
    I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
    I like football; I must be a lesbian.
    I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
    I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
    I wear black; I must be a goth.
    I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
    I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
    I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
    I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
    I’m independent; I must be a loner.
    I cry; I must be a baby.
    I’m not like you; I must be weird.
    I’m like you; I must be copying.
    I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
    I’m young; I must be naïve.
    I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
    I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
    I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
    I have no job; I must be lazy.
    I have a good job; I must be a snob.
    I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
    I am human; I must be stereotyped.

  2. haazaahhh haazaahhh
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    hold your cursor over this quote. ♥

  3. RockyTheRaccoon RockyTheRaccoon
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    Guy I like:
    Cool
    Guy I don't like:
    Good morning beautiful, how'd you sleep? :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. CookieMonster6472 CookieMonster6472
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    *****
    Click the ♥If I list his Name
    Jack, Riley, Josh, Jake, Jacob, Andrew, Drew, Steven, Jesse, Cole, Jaden, Michael, Mike, Griffin, Wyatt, Wyatt, Chase, Devin, Seth, Sean, Charlie, Brendan, Brandon, Zach, Mitchell, Matthew, Aiden, Ben, Austin, Brad, Bradley, Liam, Anthony, Sam, Carter, Rj, Trent, Tyler, Scott, Robert, Bob, Jim, Alex, Chris, Christopher, Aaron, Eric, Connor, Kyle, Clark, Carlos, Oliver, Blake, Eli, Caleb, Callum, Joey, Joe, Parker, Brian, Briant, Lucas, Nathan, Evan, Gavin, Grant, Pierce, Ian, Jason, Cooper, Nick, Angelo, William, Ethan, Tj, Jeff, Jeffery, Henry, Cameron, Dylan, Landon, Xavier, Mason, Daniel, Max, Justin, Patrick, Billy, Luke, Jordan, Leonard, Tom, Hayden, Tristan, Buddy, Kevin....
    Comment his name if it's not on here♥
    *****
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. kzdancer kzdancer
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    Cool Story Bro
    tell it again
    nmf

  8. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 12:13am UTC
    Ever notice
    that in The Wizard of Oz,
    The Scarecrow, The Tinman, The Lion, and The Wizard were all men
    no brains, no heart, no courage and a liar..


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Todaywillbedifferent98 Todaywillbedifferent98
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    I have four different personalities.
    When im with my family.
    When im with my friends.
    When im by myself.
    When im with him.
    nnm
    I hate to admit but im more myself with him than anyone else.

  11. TheLovelyHazelnuts TheLovelyHazelnuts
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 6:47pm UTC
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  12. miss_emma_louiseXxxxx miss_emma_louiseXxxxx
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    twelve signs
    your falling in love,
    1. you'll read his texts over and over again.
    2. you'll walk really really slow while you're with him.
    3. you'll pretend to be shy whenever you're with him.
    4. while thinking about him your heart will beat faster and faster.
    5. by listening to his voice you'll smile for no reason.
    6. while looking at him you cant see the other people around you, you can only see him.
    7. you'll start listening to SLOW songs.
    8. he becomes all you think about.
    9. you'll get high just by their smell.
    10. you'll realize tha; you're always smiling to yourself; when you think about him.
    11. you'll do anything for him
    12. while reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time
    fave this if your in love..
    [♥] [♥] [♥]

  13. NMQuotesNMFormat NMQuotesNMFormat
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 1:26pm UTC
    a girl's laughter is much more
    cheerful
    than a boy's,
    but a boy's tear is much more meaningful
    than a girl's.

  14. Savannahxaleese Savannahxaleese
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    I have Cancer
    My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

  15. Laacey Laacey
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2011 11:18pm UTC
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  16. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 5:48pm UTC
    jump in a pool;
    don't be afraid to get your hair wet
    don't be afraid to get your makeup smudged.
    Better yet, don't wear any makeup to begin with.
    open your heart;
    Be willing to love
    But don't give yourself up to just anybody
    It's not about having a boy on your arm,
    It's about knowing who's really important in your life
    let loose;
    Bake brownies. Then eat them.
    Stick out your tongue and catch the falling snow
    Wish on eyelashes... why not?
    Run outside and dance in the rain.
    live. laugh. love.
    Don't worry about having the cutest clothes
    Or the most friends
    Or the hottest boyfriend
    Don't sweat the small stuff.
    Because in ten years, none of it will matter.
    The only thing that will matter is that you have absolutely;;
    no regrets.

  17. SammieGrace SammieGrace
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 10:04am UTC
    Today I Found Out
    My Grandparents fell in love at the age of 12. They never dated anyone else but eachother,
    and were married for 60 years. My Grandfather goes to her grave every morning to say I
    love you. -------------------------------------------------------------Love Gives Me Hope
    nmf.

  18. Kaleigh_236 Kaleigh_236
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    Whever I go
    to the doctor’s
    and they ask “What’s wrong?”
    I TURN TO MY MOTHER AND SHE ANSWERS

  19. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    Stop planning your life & let it plan itself.
    Quit trying to find the perfect boy,
    & let him find you.
    If you don't want drama, then don't talk crap.
    Things are only as complicated as you make them.
    -Grey's Anatomy ♥

  20. brooke* brooke*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    "WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
    - Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
    - Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
    - Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
    - Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
    - Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
    - Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...
    ____________________________________________________
    WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
    - Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
    - Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
    - Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
    - Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
    - Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
    - Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.
    ____________________________________________________
    ADVICE:
    - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely
    in Love.
    ____________________________________________________
    REQUIREMENTS:
    - Add this to your favorites after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    ____________________________________________________
    IF YOU (LIKE), (LOVE), OR (MISS) SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
    - and can't get them out of your head.
    - then add this to your favorites within One Minute and Whoever you are missing
    will surprise you.

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