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posted a quote
March 29, 2012 3:55pm UTC

Niall: i want to have kids someday..
Zayn: it will never happen, your a boy, you will never be pregnant
- OneDirection ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 1:08pm UTC

credittoforgeter
You know you're a 90's kid
When you know what show "OH SNAP!" comes from.

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MaggiieBear
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 2:13pm UTC

Dear Jade672 ,
I told you I was going to do this (:
Your so frikkin' amazing & i barely know you , but it feels like were bestfriends. You get so much hate , because your Witty "popular" . It doesn't matter to me . Your quotes never fail to make me smile . You lighten everyones day with that sense of humor of yours(: & On top of that your inspiring . Whenever someone is going through bad times you always try to make their day a little better . & anytime someone has an idea . Even if it's the stupidest idea in the world . You support them because you know it will make them feel better . I love you so much . You don't know how much I do . Witty is where you belong . Because your a ball of sunshine(:
Stay grounded Jade .
Love , Magaly(:
♥
nmf

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idance
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 1:17pm UTC

psy chol ogic al fact #64
it's difficult to swallow twice in a row.
press the '♥' if you just tried.
format credit; jayciecutie01

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Mikay30
posted a quote
September 14, 2011 6:33pm UTC

Principal Franklin: Before I announce the winner, I feel compelled to tell you the worst guess, which was 5.
Gibby: I won? I won!
Principal Franklin: No Gibby, you didn't win. In fact, your guess was so far off that we're calling your parents and having you tested.
Gibby: Again?
♥

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fckyuux33
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 11:07pm UTC

on a scale of 1 to 10;
♥ → you're a 9
& i'm the 1 you need.
nmf

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Loserlikeme
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 12:31pm UTC

Yesterday,
I went to walmart with no make up, hair up, in my
pajamas. A 3 year old boy came up to me with a ring
pop. He told I was the most beautiful girl he had ever
seen and he asked me to marry him.
I said yes.

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evilpanda
posted a quote
November 25, 2011 9:25pm UTC

Am i the only one,
who didn't know that Mr.Krabs sang the Spongebob Theme song?

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 8:42pm UTC

Running Witty has probably convinced Steve
That he never wants to raise teenaged daughters.

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 6:18pm UTC

Coughing in front of smokers
to make them feel guilty that they're dirtying my air
©livsbestfriendryan

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tylerr
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 12:24am UTC

#1 rule during arguments:
if you're losing, start correcting their grammar.

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LindseyRose
posted a quote
August 3, 2011 12:08am UTC

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Then he,
the star quarterback.
Started dating her,
the girl with leukemia.
I have never respected anyone more in my life.
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loovetayloor
posted a quote
June 16, 2011 9:04pm UTC

fave if ...
yo are shorter then
5 foot 9♥

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Lucas
posted a quote
July 23, 2011 4:55pm UTC

If you had a girlfriend how would you treat her?
Touch her waist. Actually talk to her.
Share secrets with her. Give her 1 of my sweatshirts.
Kiss her slowly. Hug her.
Hold her. Laugh with her.
Invite her everywhere. Hangout with her and my friends together.
Smile with her. Take pictures with her.
Pull her onto my lap. When she says she loves me more, i would deny it.
Always hug her and say hi whenever i see her. Kiss her unexpectedly.
Hug her from behind around the waist. Tell her she's beautiful.
Tell her the way i feel about her. Open doors for her.
Tell her she's my everything. Make her feel loved.
Kiss her in front of OTHER girls i know.
Take her ANYWHERE she wants. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much i MISS her.
Be there for her when ever she needs me, & even when she doesn't need me, just ill be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on me.
Hold her close when she's cold.
While in the movies, put my arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on my shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
When people DISS her, stand up for her.
Look deep into her EYES and tell her i love her.
Lay down under the STARS and put her head on my chest so we can cuddle.
When walking next to each other grab her HAND.
When i hug her HOLD her in my arms as long as possible.
Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS.
COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
Take her for LONG walks at night.
ALWAYS remind her how much i love her.
Sit on top of her and tell her how much i love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.
If her hair is in her face move it out of her face and then kiss her gently.
Surprisingly sneak up on her and hug her from behind.
Kiss her in the rain. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.
Slow dance with no music. Love her, kiss her, hold her.

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VictoriaRose88
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 5:11pm UTC

SUMMER '12
Fave[♥] If you're excited...

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Arcade1012
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 2:56pm UTC

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I just want to be yours..
This format i adorable

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smile_cause_your_beautiful
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 10:32am UTC

BIRTH MARKS
are where you were killed in another life
~mind blown
comment where it is

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clueless1212
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 4:19pm UTC

Dear Ads on Witty,
Stop trying to look like a quote,
you're not.
Sincerely,
Almost tried to "Get Code"
♥

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lynnsweets143
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 12:45pm UTC

-------------------------
Click the heart and he will
text you♥
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NMF

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jessashton
posted a quote
July 27, 2011 1:15pm UTC

Spongebob is absorbant.
He lives at the bottom of a biniki.
Conclusion,
Spongebob is a tampon.
NMF.NMQ
it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

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