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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    If you take away all the vowels in "Female" you
    get
    "FML"
    BUT,
    If you take away all the vowels in "Boys" you get
    \
    "BS"

    not my format.
    Format b=


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  4. Fancyfiction_collabx4 Fancyfiction_collabx4
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    Cloudy With a Chance of Death.
    (Chelsie, Part I);
    If I could describe Tara Lobsta in one word, I'd say: Maneater. A maneating b*tch who's life goal is to ruin my life.
    "What're looking at, Chelsie?" Mercy asked as we strutted out of the store, ignoring all the jealous and longing stares aimed towards us.
    "Um," I muttered, "I just got an annonymous text from someone."
    "Ew, stalker much?" Tara plucked my phone right from my hands. Her expression went from disgust-to-shock-to-proud. "Is
    that me with Adam Mayors? Oh, yeah, I remember that night." She laughed evilly.
    "Isn't Adam your boyfriend, C?" Sydney said in a low voice.
    Tara shrugged her shoulders, and tossed me my phone. "Not anymore, Chelsie. Break up with him. Anyone who'd cheat on you isn't worth the time. Anyway, he totally seduced me. He has the most amazing abs."
    "Yeah, I know," I muttered, blinking the tears from my eyes.
    This isn't the first this has happened. Tara steals everything from me. My boyfriend, my clothes, my life, my happiness.
    "Oh, don't be a b*tch, stop crying over him," Tara snapped at me, stopping in front of Hollister, peering into the store.
    She turned to Mercy, Sydney and Sadie. "Go into the store. Buy something cute. But not too cute,"
    They rolled their eyes, but walked into the store. Tara opened her compact mirror, and stared at herself in the tiny mirror. "Listen, C. I was thinking, maybe you should ride solo for a bit. I mean, Adam was a waste of time and being single might mend the heartbreak," She spoke in a sweet but fake voice.
    "Plus, a little birdie just so happened to tell me about your little secret. You know, the secret that could ruin your reputation. I mean, you're already Four on the Hot List. If this rumor got out, you'd be in the Top 100's or something and we'd be forced to never hang out with you again."
    My heart sank as she said this. "Who told you?" Tara was right. This secret could ruin everything. This secret could socially and mentally kill me if anyone found out.
    Tara shrugged, and smirked. "Just promise me this - you'll be a good little b*tch or else I'll ruin you with this secret. It's nothing personal," She winked, "For a very pretty girl, Chelsie. You have a very ugly secret."
    like it?♥
    comment/fave/follow.

  5. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    Fave and I
    pinky promise
    that I will
    Follow you
    ♥-nmf

  6. xpeacexbluex xpeacexbluex
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 10:56pm UTC
    Fav this and i will;
    Write something
    on your wall that will be worth smiling at.

  7. Janexallen Janexallen
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥♥
    My Boyfriend Was Eager To Meet My Mom , Despite My Various Protests.
    H I Pulled Into The Parking LotOf The Cemetery Where She Buried, Expecting Him To Completely Freak Out.
    When We Approached Her Grave, He Sat Down, Said Hello, And Talked With Her For An Hour About How Lucky He Is To Have Me.
    GMH
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    type here


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. xoxo_tonight_babbii_xoxo xoxo_tonight_babbii_xoxo
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    DADDY ALWAYS TOLD ME"if boys don't like you it's because they're gay"

  10. babyBrii babyBrii
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    Facts of a Teenage Girls Life
    Chairs are almost 100% more entertaining if they spin AND roll
    Juice is tastier if its in a box or pouch
    We are never too old for Play-Doh and Silly Puddy
    Children's shows like Wonder Pets and Yo Gabba Gabba are still AWESOME
    We will wear short shorts and a sweatshirt, no matter what the weather is like
    We will watch a movie just because there is a hot guy in it
    If we're listening to music, don't try to talk to us
    :]
    *fav if you agree*

  11. xmicaelax xmicaelax
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 11:44pm UTC
    FYI girlies, there's no *pause* button in black ops.
    so if a guy texts you while playing it he's either
    willing to lose cause of you. OR...
    he's hiding (:

  12. Ely7 Ely7
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 11:46pm UTC
    Any girl can pull off Hot.
    But it takes a special girl to pull off,
    Beautiful.

  13. SweetxxDisaster SweetxxDisaster
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 11:47pm UTC
    ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■
    Dude he just called you a stoner!
    Oh hell na! hold my weed, loljk
    im not giving you my weed man
    ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. LoveByWhisper LoveByWhisper
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 1:56pm UTC
    Long, but worth reading. :)
    I couldn't believe it. My
    crush was skyping me
    and out of no where he
    said, "I don't want to...
    sound like a creeper. But
    the only reason why I go
    on facebook is to talk to
    you, because you make
    my day. And I didn't know
    it was possible, but you
    give me butterflies."
    I didn't know what to
    say. I was honestly shocked.
    So I stared at him for what
    seemed like forever and I could
    feel myself tearing up.
    Because I finally found the true
    meaning of happiness. The only
    thing I could say that very minute
    was, "I love you."
    And guess what?
    He loves me too.

    And you can find your love out there too. He's there. He's just hidden.

  16. soleilsweeti soleilsweeti
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:18pm UTC
    Having little siblings:
    -Humming a song and when someone asks you what it is, having to reply, "The theme song for Caillou."
    -When a friend comes over and your sibling lingers outside your door staring at you
    - Babysitting. For hours. For free.
    -"Soleil, your brother is having a hard time cleaning his room. He keeps getting distracted. Can you go help him?"
    -Coming into your room after school and finding that it reeks of your perfume, it is an absolute mess, and there is crayon on the walls. Then having to clean it because "honey, he's little, and he doesn't know any better."
    *SIGH*
    Its hard being an older sister.
    Does anyone else agree?
    . Not My Format

  17. rawrritsaleeex rawrritsaleeex
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    "dude! he just called you Tiger Woods!"
    oh HELL no! hold my 19 women.

    not my format(:


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. HollisterGrlx1922 HollisterGrlx1922
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 12:48pm UTC
    Who else thinks,
    we should really
    have a Build-a-Bra!?!?

  20. soleilsweeti soleilsweeti
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 11:42am UTC
    Texting my friend Ryan:
    Me:Black Ops is so stupid
    Him:Okay
    Me: What? Did you hear what I said? I just dissed black ops.
    Him: I know.
    Me: But you love black ops.
    Him: Yeah, but i love life more, and if i argue with you, you might kill me.
    Me: Wow. There might be hope for you after all.

:)

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