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rmb639

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Member Since: 23 Dec 2010 03:24pm

Last Seen: 1 Jan 2014 01:46am

user id: 141528

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  1. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 10:06am UTC
    did you know you can bite off yourfinger
    as easily as you bite a carrot?
    but your brain is like
    "no! don't eat your finger!"
    and that's why you can't.

  2. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    & the party don't start till
    i log in.♥

  3. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    silly me, for a second i thought
    that you actually, liked me ♥

  4. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    he
    makes me wonder, he makes me happy, me sad, he makes me fall for him even more everyday, but in the end he makes me love him. ♥

  5. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    Can we just drop it?
    Like it's hot?

  6. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    Parent:
    "Well when I was your age...."
    Me:
    "SHUT THE F*CK UP WHEN YOU WERE MY AGE YOU RODE DINOSAURS!"

  7. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 1:01pm UTC
    INHALE LOVE
    EXHALE HATE♥

  8. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 11:23am UTC
    when i get bored in class,
    I read those really cheesy posters
    teachers up around the classroom.

  10. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    flirtationship
    less than a relationship, more than a friendship

  11. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    I wi sh
    I had a cute boy neighbor that was my age.

  12. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 11:56am UTC
    A hot guy has accepted your friend request
    about a minute ago ·Like · Comment · See Friendship
    Time for you to stalk
    nmf/nmq

  13. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    I DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT..
    if my mom says it's ok...

  14. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 5:10pm UTC
    what drug does a duck
    use?
    quack ♥
    nmf/nmq

  15. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    I have a friend with one eye.
    He's pretty chill about it, instead of sending :D faces, he sends .D
    nmf

  16. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    FAVORITE THIS
    if you know someone who should be hit by a bus.

  17. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    I'm a genie in a bottle
    But you're just a tramp in a lamp.

  18. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 6:58pm UTC
    when you see a hot guy and you're just like
    asdghkdfjlslodkfjgnaloh
    GET IN MY PANTS.
     

  19. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 6:52pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Today i found out that BING
    stands for because its not Google♥
    MIND=BLOWN
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. rmb639 rmb639
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 6:46pm UTC
    Tall girl & Short guy = Awkward.
    Tall girl & Tall guy = Cute.
    Short girl & Tall guy = Adorable.
    Short girl & Short guy = AWW.

:)

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