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July 4, 2012 12:48pm UTC

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sophieness
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July 4, 2012 12:15pm UTC

Its a Fact.
girls think its cute when guy give littel kids
piggy back rides. :)

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sophieness
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June 28, 2012 2:41pm UTC

WEIRDNESS.
IT RUNS IN THE SOPHIENESS. o.O

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sophieness
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June 28, 2012 2:31pm UTC

HaVe YoU eVeR wOnDeReD wHaT fLoWeRs LoOk LiKe To BuGs?

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sophieness
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June 28, 2012 2:19pm UTC

YOLO

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sophieness
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June 28, 2012 1:35pm UTC

That one scary moment when you see a spider on the wall, run to get the fly swatter,
come back, and its not there anymore O.o

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sophieness
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 1:32pm UTC

when youre in class taking a test, dont you just want to go
MWHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA
at the top of you lungs?
or is that just me...

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sophieness
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June 28, 2012 1:29pm UTC

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sophieness
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June 28, 2012 1:26pm UTC

blondes are cute,
Redheads are smart,
But it takes a brunette
To steal a guy's heart!

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sophieness
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June 28, 2012 1:24pm UTC

A GUY AND A GIRL WERE SPEEDING AT 100 MPH ON A MOTORCYCLE.
GIRL: "SLOW DOWN. IM SCARED."
GUY: "NO ITS FUN."
GIRL: "NO, ITS NOT. PLEASE, ITS TOO SCARY."
GUY: "THEN TELL ME YOU LOVE ME.
GIRL: "OK, FINE. I LOVE YOU. SLOW DOWN NOW."
GUY: "NOW GIVE ME A BIG HUG."
*GIRL HUGS HIM*
GUY: CAN YOU TAKE MY HELMET OFF AND PUT IT ON ITS BUGGING ME."
NEWSPAPER THE NEXT DAY: MOTORCYCLE CRASHES INTO BUILDING BECAUSE OF BRAKE FAILURE. TWO PEOPLE WERE ON IT. ONLY ONE SURVIVED.
TRUTH: HALFWAY DOWN THE ROAD, GUY REALIZES BRAKES WENT OUT, AND HE DIDNT WANT GIRL TO KNOW. INSTEAD, HE MADE HER TELL HIM THAT SHE LOVES HIM AND GIVE HIM ONE LAST HUG.
HE ALSO MADE HER WEAR THE HELMET SO SHE WILL SURVIVE.

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sophieness
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June 28, 2012 1:21pm UTC

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"BUT YOU SIR"
''When you're born you're PINK,"
"When you grow up you're WHITE,"
"When you're sick, you're GREEN,"
"When you go in the sun you turn RED,"
''When you're cold you turn BLUE,"
"And when you die you turn PURPLE."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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sophieness
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 1:17pm UTC

In the end, it doesn't matter how many breaths you take
but how many moments took your breath away.

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sophieness
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June 28, 2012 1:13pm UTC

I'm a girlI flip over the pillow 2 get the cold side!if its dark downstairs, I run upstairs really really fast like someone is trying 2 kill meif I said something sort of harsh I just put an lol at the end of it to make it seem betterI’ve had that mini spazz attack in bed when i'm dreaming that i'm falling!! I push doors that clearly say PULL.I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there.I count on my fingers in math class.I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave.I lie about how I feel to hide the pain.I say it's a long story when it's really notI check my phone for no reason, because I know nobody texted me.I will go slightly out of my way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.I always hear my name, when it’s not being called.I hate hearing my voice in recordings.I use the word "thingy" when I can't remember what something is called.I pretend that I’m writing in class so the teacher won't call on me.I say the entire alphabet because I can't remember what letter comes next. I pretended to be a fast type by pressing random keys. I turned the light switch on and off rapidly.-YES-I'M-A-GIRL

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sophieness
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June 28, 2012 1:11pm UTC

don't keep running back,
to that one person you need to get away from.

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sophieness
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June 28, 2012 1:07pm UTC

dear bullies,
see that boy readind a book? his best friend killed himself yesterday.
see that girl you called fat? shes starving her self.
see that man you made fun of for all those ugly scars? he fought for our country.
see that boy you made fun of for having no friends? his mom died yesterday.
stop bullying.

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sophieness
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 11:14am UTC

i walked into the post office,
and saw a blonde screaming into an envolope.
i asked her what she was doing ,
and she said she was sending a voice-mail...

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sophieness
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 11:08am UTC

Magic Mirror
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
is it just me...
that every time i here a blonde joke, i think of a girl...

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sophieness
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June 28, 2012 10:22am UTC

A blonde and her boybriend were driving in a car. Suddenly, the boyfriend pulled over and asked the blonde to see if his blinkers were working.
Blonde: yes, no, yes, no, yes, no
boy: see why i love you?
not offending anybody im actually blond :)

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sophieness
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June 28, 2012 10:17am UTC

As William Shakesphere once said ... hello.

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sophieness
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June 28, 2012 10:13am UTC

doctor: how did you break your arm?
blonde: i was raking leaves and i fell out of the tree...
not meaning to offend anybody im a blonde myself :)

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