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softballqueen529

1. softballqueen529
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2012 5:04pm UTC
   " Wow you're cool."
   Like if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.
   
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2. softballqueen529
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   June 8, 2012 5:00pm UTC
   The worst feeling in the world is to be in so much pain and to have nobody know that you are even hurting.
   
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3. softballqueen529
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   June 7, 2012 10:43pm UTC
   Let your past make you BETTER, not bitter.
   
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4. softballqueen529
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   June 5, 2012 2:07pm UTC
   MOM, I LOVE YOU!
   AGE10: I love you, mom!
   AGE14: My mom is so annoying!
   AGE18: I wanna leave this house.
   AGE25: Mom, you were right.
   AGE30: mom, forgive me?
   AGE50: I don't wanna lose my mom!
   AGE70: Mom, I love you so much............
   
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5. softballqueen529
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   June 5, 2012 1:57pm UTC
   THEY TELL YOU TO BE YOURSELF & THEN THEY JUDGE YOU!
   
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6. softballqueen529
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   June 5, 2012 1:53pm UTC
   Even when it's not the best of days. you can always tell yourself, 'Hey at least I'm not the guy who sank a $570 million ship.'
   
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7. softballqueen529
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   June 5, 2012 1:39pm UTC
   WE ARE TENEAGE GIRLS
   WHEN WE GO HOME.....our straightened hair goes up into messy buns. Our makeup has faded or smudged so we take it off. The fake smile vanishes into how we really feel. our brand new shirt changes into our favorite old sweater. our skinny jeans are traded for sweat pants or pajamas. And our Uggs are taken off to reveal our fuzzy socks. When we go home................ You wouldn't recognize us.
   
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8. softballqueen529
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   June 5, 2012 1:30pm UTC
   Play the game you love
   and love the game
   you play
   SOFTBALL
   
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9. softballqueen529
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   June 5, 2012 12:20pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you are in the care with your grandparents and sexy and i know it comes on the radio
   
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10. softballqueen529
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    June 5, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    Ugly starts with "U"
    and
    Awesome ends with "ME"
    
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11. softballqueen529
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    June 5, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    The Happiest People Don't Have The Best Of Everything, They Just Make The Best Of Everything.
    
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12. softballqueen529
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    June 5, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    I'll love you tila mute man tells a deaf man that a blind man saw a leg less man walk on water.
    
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13. softballqueen529
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    June 5, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    If you want someone who is perfect, you need to get a Barbie!
    
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14. softballqueen529
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    June 4, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Boyfriends are not always going to be there for you but a true friend will.
    
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15. softballqueen529
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    June 3, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    4 BIGGEST LIES FROM A GUY'S MOUTH:
    1. I'm not that type of guy.
    2. I won't hurt you.
    3. I'm sorry
    4. it will never happen again.
    
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16. softballqueen529
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    June 3, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Thank you God that people can't hear what i'm thinking!!
    
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17. softballqueen529
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    June 3, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    " Hi, may I help you?" "No I Just waited 15 minutes in the line to say Hi"
    
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18. softballqueen529
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    June 3, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    Being in a relationship is a full-time job!
    ................. So don't get a job in tell you are ready
    
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19. softballqueen529
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    June 3, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    I love pretending to die in front of my pet to see how it would react.
    
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20. softballqueen529
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    June 3, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    I hate that feeling when everyone around me is in a relationship and i'm awkwardly sitting there like, " yeah I love my dog."
    
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