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  1. softball4life964 softball4life964
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2011 8:59pm UTC
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  2. softball4life964 softball4life964
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 10:28pm UTC
    You opened it!! Good luck!! tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you something good will happen between 1:00-4:oopm tomorrow it could be ANYWHERE get ready for the biggest shock of ur lifeIf you don't post this on u r page within 15 minutes your love life will be terrible for the next ten years!
    pretty stupid huh?

  3. softball4life964 softball4life964
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.​​​You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight.

  4. softball4life964 softball4life964
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    January 27, 2011 3:03pm UTC
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  5. softball4life964 softball4life964
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    mature eyes only.♥
    Okay when you read this; really think about it and what it means.
    Why do we sleep in church, but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
    Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to gossip?
    Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy?
    Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message, Yet we repost the nasty ones?
    Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing?
    Why is it so hard to fight for what you believe in, when its so easy to get in a fist fight?
    Think about it, are you going to repost this?
    Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
    Just remember God is always watching you.
    The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father."
    90% of you won't repost this.
    Be part of the 10% that will.

  6. softball4life964 softball4life964
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    January 12, 2011 6:26pm UTC
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  7. softball4life964 softball4life964
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    PLEASE READ UNTIL THE END ITS WORTH IT .
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Repost this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    STAND UP FOR HIM!
    51% won't repost this
    not mine!

  8. softball4life964 softball4life964
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    Test ur Tongue
    find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    *find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    *Once youve found the "b" Find The Mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once You've Found The Mistake Find the 1
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1III
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999699999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    once you've found the 6... Find the N (it's hard!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMNMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    once you've found the N... Find the Q...
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Find the i
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    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllll
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    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllI
    now, make 2 wishes!
    they will come true! (:
    As soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test ur tongue" ;)
    if u don't ur wishes wont come true! :(
    You got twenty minutes Hurry! ;)

  9. softball4life964 softball4life964
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 2:47pm UTC
    rules for flirting(:
    Guys: Put your hands around her waist firmly
    Girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
    Guys: whisper in her ear
    Girls: giggle
    Girls: whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back!
    Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
    Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her
    Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it!
    Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers!
    Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush
    *************
    STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
    now copy and repost this if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
    by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how
    much they want you

  10. softball4life964 softball4life964
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 9:37am UTC
    mature eyes only. ♥
    Okay when you read this; really think about it and what it means.
    Why do we sleep in church, but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
    Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to gossip?
    Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy?
    Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message, Yet we repost the nasty ones?
    Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing?
    Why is it so hard to fight for what you belive in, when its so easy to get in a fist fight?
    Think about it, are you going to repost this?
    Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
    Just remember God is always watching you.
    The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father."
    90% of you won't repost this.

  11. softball4life964 softball4life964
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2010 10:03pm UTC
    < 3
    on a sheet of paper, write:
    #1. a person of the opposite gender.
    #2. red, black, blue, green, or yellow
    #3. your first initial
    #4. your month of birth
    #5. black or white
    #6. a person of your gender
    #7. california or florida
    #8. lake or ocean
    #9. a realistic wish
    SCROLL DOWN
    <
    T H E A N S W E R S
    1. You are completely in love with this person
    2. If you chose:
    Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black: You are conservatice and agressive.
    Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
    Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    3. If your initial is:
    A-K: You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
    L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom
    S-Z:You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
    4. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar:The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
    Apr-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good
    Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find your soulmate
    5. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    6. This person is your best friend.
    7. If you chose:
    California: You like adventures
    Florida: You are laid back
    8. If you chose:
    Lake: you are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    9. This wish will only come true if you re-post this bulletin on your profile within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday

  12. softball4life964 softball4life964
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2010 9:54pm UTC
    ok so here it goes, i really like this guy, if i can get a certain number of favs i will do these thingss.
    10 favs:say hi to him in the halls
    20 favs: have a conversation with him
    500 favs: tell him i like him
    1000 favs: ask him out<3
    &+ this is not fake. you can belive it is if you want, but it isnt.

  13. softball4life964 softball4life964
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    December 26, 2010 7:58pm UTC
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    December 26, 2010 4:53pm UTC
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    December 4, 2010 6:39pm UTC
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  16. softball4life964 softball4life964
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    this year for Christmas,
    all im going to ask for,
    is ♥HIM♥

  17. softball4life964 softball4life964
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    this year for Christmas,
    all im going to ask for,
    is ♥HIM♥

  18. softball4life964 softball4life964
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2010 10:30pm UTC
    When a Boy MISSES You
    [because i actually kinda sorta believe in this stuff hehe]
    GIRL FACTS
    --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
    she wants you back but she is too
    scared she'll get hurt and knows
    you're gone forever!
    --when you catch a girl glancing at you,
    she wants you to look back
    and smile
    --When a girl bumps into your arm,
    while walking with you
    she wants
    you to hold her hand
    --When she wants a hug
    she will just stand there
    --When u break a girls heart
    she still feels it when
    you run into each other 3 years later
    --When a girl is quiet,
    millions of things are running through her
    mind..
    --When a girl stops arguing,
    she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
    questions,
    she is wondering how long you will be
    with her
    --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
    pause,
    she is not fine at all
    --When a girl stares at you,
    she is wondering why you are playing games
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest,
    she is wishing for you to be hers forever
    --When a girl says she can't live
    without you,
    she has made up her mind that you are
    her future
    --When a girl says, "I miss you,"
    no one in this world can miss you more
    than that
    Guy Facts---
    --When a guy calls you,
    he wants to be with you
    --When a guy is quiet,
    He's listening to you...
    --When a guy stops arguing,
    He realizes he's wrong
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a
    pause
    he means it
    --When a guy stares at you,
    he wishes you would care about him and
    wonders if you do
    --When your laying your head on a guy's
    chest,
    he has the world
    When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday,
    he is in love
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
    he means it
    --When a guy says he can't live without you,
    he's with you till your done
    --When a guy says, "I miss you,"
    he misses you more than you could have
    ever missed him or anything else
    repost this in 10 minutes and your true
    love will
    call you;
    text you;
    kiss you;
    or just surprise u (:
    if you dont, you will die unhappy..
    Was there someone in your mind as you read this?
    Don't deny it, you know you never want to lose this person
    post this as:
    IF YOU'RE A GUY: When a girl MISSES You
    AND
    IF YOU'RE A GIRL :When a boy MISSES You

  19. softball4life964 softball4life964
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 2:17pm UTC
    I need advice!! can someone out there help me out with guy troubles? just comment on this and help me PLEASEE!!

  20. softball4life964 softball4life964
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    October 10, 2010 2:13pm UTC
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