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socially_awkwardd

1. socially_awkwardd
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   August 18, 2013 4:08am UTC
   everyone's going dts and i'm just sitting here all alone like, my bathtub is pretty neat-_-
   
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2. socially_awkwardd
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   August 15, 2013 1:37pm UTC
   last night i had a dream, about a dream, about food.
   
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3. socially_awkwardd
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   August 13, 2013 11:49pm UTC
   and in that moment I knew my hunger would be infinite.
   
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4. socially_awkwardd
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   August 13, 2013 5:06pm UTC
   anatidaephobia- the fictional fear that somewhere, somehow a duck is watching you. >>>>> i see you.
   sincerely,
   we ducks.
   
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5. socially_awkwardd
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   August 13, 2013 7:37am UTC
   I wanted so badly to lie down next to him on the couch, for him to wrap his arms around me and sleep. not screw, like in the movies. not even have intercourse. just sleep together in the most innocence sense of phase. but we both lacked the courage and he had a girlfriend and I was gawky and he was handsome and I was rudely sarcastic and he was endlessly fascinating. so I walked back to my room and collapsed on my twin size bed, thinking that if people were rain, i was drizzle and he was a hurricane.
   - my thoughts and feelings mixed up with the story line
   
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6. socially_awkwardd
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   August 13, 2013 5:38am UTC
   I'll be you're dark legged Juliet, and you'll be my redneck Romeo.
   -remake with my own twist!
   
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7. socially_awkwardd
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   August 13, 2013 1:44am UTC
   I just realized that changing my personality now, isn't going to bring you back, good riddance.
   
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8. socially_awkwardd
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   August 12, 2013 11:55pm UTC
   not completely sure if my parents wanted children, or slaves.?
   
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