socerplayerx101

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heyy namess SaMmY,, blow out my candles on 2/15 1 sister two step brother. middle child,, hating it! two birds, love going on this site and adding quotes..,, currently trying to get 100 "real" quotes..im kindaa a loser and im not afraid to admit it. i have the best friends in the world they complete me. play soccer and golfff <3

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socerplayerx101
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August 28, 2009 6:34pm UTC

okay, so maybe you have 30 *best* friends written down on your profile but your not fully understanding the point of a [best] friend. A (best) friend is someone you no you can completely count on no matter what and will always be there to back you up and I can garanty that those 30 people you have written down wont be there to stand by you 24/7. You see, I fully understand the concept and thats why I dont need to write down a bunch of peoples names saying that they are my best friends. I only need to write down 5
[catie.kate.megan.shannon.tara]
100% mine put names of your *best* friends in.

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August 21, 2009 3:07pm UTC

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March 15, 2009 10:15am UTC

DUMB RULES IN THE USA #14
[iN iNdIaNa]
One may not sniff glue.

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March 14, 2009 8:05pm UTC

DUMB RULES IN THE USA #13
[iN iLlInOiS]
one may not pee in his neighbors house.
aww man that ruined my plans for tonight...................just kidding

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socerplayerx101
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March 14, 2009 8:01pm UTC

DUMB RULES IN THE USA #12
[iN iDaHo]
You may not fish on a camel's back

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socerplayerx101
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March 14, 2009 7:59pm UTC

DUMB RULES IN THE USA #11
[iN hAwAiI]
It is illegal to put a coin in one's ear.

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socerplayerx101
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March 14, 2009 12:22pm UTC

DUMB RULES IN THE USA #10
[iN gEoRgIa]
On Mondays, its illegal to whistle loudly after 11:00p.m

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socerplayerx101
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March 14, 2009 12:18pm UTC

DUMB RULES IN THE USA #9
[iN fLoRiDa]
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

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March 14, 2009 9:25am UTC

DUMB RULES IN THE USA #8
[iN dElAwArE]
No person is permitted to pretend to sleep on a boardwalk bench

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socerplayerx101
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March 14, 2009 9:21am UTC

DUMB RULES IN THE USA #7
[iN cOnNeCtIcUt]
In connecticut police can stop you on your bike if you are going over 65 mph
tell me when you meet a guy that fast on a bike i would like to meet him to..

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March 13, 2009 12:08pm UTC

DUMB RULES IN THE USA #6
[iN cOlOrAdO]
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

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socerplayerx101
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March 13, 2009 12:04pm UTC

DUMB RULES IN THE USA #5
[iN cAlIfOrNiA]
You are not permitted to wear cow boy boots unless you own two cows.

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March 13, 2009 11:52am UTC

DUMB RULES IN THE USA #4
[iN aRkAnSaS]
It is against the law for dogs to bark after 6:00pm

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March 13, 2009 11:49am UTC

DUMB RULES IN THE USA #3
[iN aRiZoNa]
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

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socerplayerx101
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March 13, 2009 11:40am UTC

DUMB RULES IN THE USA #2
[iN aLaSkA]
Owners of flamingos may not let their pets into barber shops.

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socerplayerx101
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March 13, 2009 11:37am UTC

DUMB RULES IN THE USA #1
[iN aLaBaMa]
its illigal to wear a fake mustache into church to make people laugh.
New Series comment if you like.~sammy~

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socerplayerx101
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March 9, 2009 5:12pm UTC

a convo between me and my friend
friend-hey whats up?
me-omg omg omg omg guesss what
Friend-what
friend-you cn go to camp with me?!?!??!!?
me-no! i found a potato chip shaped like a butterfly!

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socerplayerx101
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March 7, 2009 1:31pm UTC

how many people actually take the time to decode these things?

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March 1, 2009 4:50pm UTC

some one should sue disney;;; for making every little girl believe that there prince charming is out there some where

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February 23, 2009 1:52pm UTC

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