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1. soccersweetiexxx09011223
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2009 11:08pm UTC
   There was this girl and she was with
   her
   friend.
   They were looking through peoples
   MySpaces.
   The girl slowly came upon this one
   myspace. It
   had creatures in the background and the
   man
   looked like a psycho. She started
   laughing with
   her friend commenting on how ugly he
   was.
   Right
   then, an instant message came up.
   IT SAID
   SatanStalker: So how do u like my
   MySpace?
   XxLoVemExX: What?
   XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
   SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
   youre looking at my MySpace right now.
   XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
   SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
   at my MySpace.
   XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
   SatanStalker: I just do.
   Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
   you.
   Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
   say.
   At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
   a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
   to get worried now.
   XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
   to care the living sh*t out of me.
   SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
   SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
   like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
   you just said about me with your friend like a
   minute ago.
   They were in shock.
   Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
   hes a f*cking psycho!
   The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
   watching us?
   SatanStalker: I am.
   SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
   you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
   from coming to your house.
   XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
   SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
   XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
   leave now because youre freaking me out.
   SatanStalker: Your screen name says
   love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
   SatanStalker has just signed off.
   The girl and her friend were really
   scared.
   Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
   me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
   from someone.
   They went upstairs and were
   having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
   friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
   ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
   friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
   what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
   anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
   the ground dead. She started to scream but
   when she turned around he was there.
   News the next
   morning said that there was one girl dead in
   the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
   over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
   Just her head.
   If you do not repost this in the next two
   minutes there will be three men, one in your
   bathroom,
   one in your room, and one killing your parents
   at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
   what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
   to
   die!
   
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2. soccersweetiexxx09011223
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2009 10:56pm UTC
   my best friend texts me and tells me that shes with her new "perfect" boyfriend and new bestfriends at a soccer game that shes having so much fun at with out me
   and actually thinks that im gunna care.
   ha.
   she makes me laugh.
   ventt hhahah
   
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3. soccersweetiexxx09011223
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2009 8:20pm UTC
   Mature Eyes Only.<3
   Okay when you read this.......
   really think about it and what it means. Thanks.
   Why do we sleep in church,
   but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
   Why is it so hard to talk about God,
   but so easy to gossip?
   Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
   but find it easy to read Playboy?
   Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
   Yet we repost the nasty ones?
   Why are churches getting smaller,
   But bars and clubs are growing?
   Think about it, are you going to repost this?
   Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
   Just remember God is always watching you.
   The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father".
   Repost this as "Mature Eyes Only."
   90% of you won't repost this
   
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4. soccersweetiexxx09011223
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2009 7:55pm UTC
   i'm trying to forget that;; i'm addicted to you.Y
   
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5. soccersweetiexxx09011223
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2009 7:55pm UTC
   i'm trying to forget that;; i'm addicted to you.Y
   
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6. soccersweetiexxx09011223
   posted a quote
   October 18, 2009 4:21pm UTC
   kissing test
   1.hold you breath
   2.click add a quote
   3. copy, paste, and change the color of "kissing test"
   4. add this quote
   5.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your comuter is fast
   Im gooood!
   
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7. soccersweetiexxx09011223
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2009 6:40pm UTC
   -you-
   name- rachel
   age- 13
   sign- virgo?
   school- JFK
   location- Masss
   -friends-
   nicest- Jenahhhhh
   meanest-iiidkk.
   tallest-Jenahhhh:
   shortest- me nd leanne!
   craziest- everysingle one of us
   smartest- deff. erin!
   dumbest- me!
   most trustworthy- leanne
   most athletic- allllll of us.
   most likely to end up in jail- erinn. ahha jkjk. uhm idk
   most likely to be rich-no clue
   most likey to get pregnant by the age of 16- ......
   deepest conversations- deff. jenah
   weirdest conversations- ivone. lol
   best lyer- me. =/
   most organized- erin
   most unorganized- mee.
   always late- idk..
   always on time- like everyone
   always early- no one..
   -habits-do you-
   bite your nails- ew
   flirt too much- hah maybee
   procrastinate- ugh yess
   take your anger out on others- yes!
   have an eating disorder- nahh
   judge people easily- naw
   -how many times a day do you-
   go to the bathroom- im sry but i dont count
   change your clothes- 3
   shower- 1 everydayy
   slam doors- alwayss
   fight with people- dont fight alot but when i do it last almost forever
   sign online- always
   brush your hair- like 24-7
   wash your face- 1 or more
   
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8. soccersweetiexxx09011223
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2009 5:00pm UTC
   to sign your name: highlight everything, click copy, click add quote, click in the box so the cursor shows up, hit paste then sign your name at the bottom, and put a comment under your name
   Heyyy thereee loves :)
   lets take a little survey..
   leave your name and grade/or age, and answer number 1-5, and feel free to leave any comments under your name :) -and please dont change anything on the survey-
   Choose one;;
   1. Crushing, Crushing hard, Practically in love with this boyy!
   2. rather be kissed in the rain, or at the movies
   3. is he in your class ( for middle/high schoolers; is he in any of your hours?) just yes/no please :)
   4. does he like you? or do you not know?
   5. on a scale of 1-20 how cute? how nice? and how many girlfriends- if you know
   - START HERE -
   The namees KATE :) yr old ;;14
   1. just crushing
   2. in the rain!!!!
   3. 4th hour
   4. i think he like me a little bit lol
   5. cuteness -17 nice-20 girlfriends -7
   this was a fun survey --if your bored no offence lol
   LAura 6th grade
   crushin hard
   in the rain
   my class
   i talk to him on aim..but i dont think he likes me
   cute -20 nice- 20 girlfriends-3
   samantha <3 8th grade
   1) in lovee
   2) in the rain
   3) 4th hour
   4) he told my friend he likes me <3
   5)cute - 2000! nice- 21 he so sweet! girlfriends -12....hes a player but not anymore....hes only had 1 girlfriend this wholeee year! and hopefully i will be the second..
   Amanda-6thh Gradee
   1.) Crushing HARD!
   2.)In the rainnn<3
   3.) No:( but i see him inbetween classes
   4.)ALL of my friends say he does && he flirts with me alot...so possibly??
   5.) Cuteness-19.9 Niceness-20 Girlfriends-2 or 3 im not suree
   Alyssa-7th grade
   1in love(:
   2 in the rainn
   3 hes in 3 of them.
   4 he says he loves me too lol
   5.well i think hes a 20 in everything. not everyone thinks that tho. lol. well he had 1 before me. so im his second.
   Caroline-7th grade
   1.) Crushing medium hard. haha
   2.) In the rain :) more romantic
   3.) Yes. 2 out of 4 classes and my lunch period
   4.) Yup he liked me first then i started to like him back
   5.) Probably about a 17/has had either 1 or 2 gf's in his life, pretty good
   Rachel. 7th grade
   1. crushin oh so hard.<3
   2. raiin.<3
   3.none [grade lower thn me but he is older thn me. he stayed back]
   4.yeaa he likes me. nd yet we arnt goingg out.
   5.cute-18 nice-25 girlfriends- alot
   
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9. soccersweetiexxx09011223
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2009 3:52pm UTC
   &+ the lion fell in love with the lamb.<3
   
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10. soccersweetiexxx09011223
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2009 9:15pm UTC
    Rachel. Mariie.Y
    request yur name and middle name! i love doing requests..!
    
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11. soccersweetiexxx09011223
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2009 9:50pm UTC
    While i am away enjoy this game made ecspecially for idiots like you!
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12. soccersweetiexxx09011223
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2009 6:05pm UTC
    rachelrachelrachelrachelrachelrachelrache
    rachelrachelrachelrachelrachelrachelrache
    rac
    rach
    rache
    rachel
    iidk i was bored.!
    cmnt.<3
    
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13. soccersweetiexxx09011223
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2009 12:15pm UTC
    how many frickenn times does the map have to say
    -----------> Bears. BeanStock. RAiNBOW!
    i mean seriously,, we heard yu the first time.
    thought of this while getting annoyed while watching dora. ahhah = ] srry bout the laziness.<3 fav.comment.<3
    
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14. soccersweetiexxx09011223
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2009 6:02pm UTC
    1.) What is your name? rachel
    2.) Do you find it annoying when surveys ask for your name? nahh
    3.) What do you plan to buy in the future? lotsss of clothes!
    4.) Where did you get the underwear you are currently wearing? jcpenney
    5.) How many pairs of Converse do you own? ewww nonee
    6.) Who is your favorite “That ’70s Show” character? dont watchh
    7.) There is a mummy standing behind you. What do you do? idk i dont think about this stuff in my spare time.
    8.) What'd you think of Miley Cyrus? shes iight.
    9.) Do you tend to think that you are always right? uh, sumtimess
    10.) Top Five Favorite Songs: my life; the climb; on top of the world; slideshow; if u seek amy
    11.) What was your favorite toy as a child? troll doll
    12.) Have you thought more about your funeral, or your wedding? neiither. dont think about the future.
    13.) Dinosaurs or Unicorns? dude the dinosaurs will eat all the unicorns in the world= )
    14.) What is your favorite musical? WiCKED.<3
    15.) You need new jeans. Where do you go? aero. or jcpenney
    16.) Do you play the Sims 2? nah
    17.) Do you think this is boring? nope i was bored before this
    18.) What do you think of Maroon 5? there okay.
    19.) What about Coldplay? iickk
    20.) Fall Out Boy? ahmazing
    21.) Katy Perry? awesome
    22.) How about The All-American Rejects? eh
    23.) Have you ever snuck into an R-rated movie when you weren’t old enough? nah
    24.) The Wii or Xbox 360? wii all the way
    25.) Team Demi/Selena or Team Miley? demi/selena
    26.) Do you know many Emily’s? 4
    27.) What do you think of the Jonas Brothers? some of there songs are good
    28.) Have you ever slept in a tent, indoors or out? bothhhhh
    29.) What is your favorite kind of Girlscout cookie?thin mintss
    30.) Do you enjoy surveys? a few of them
    31.) What do you hear at the moment? my musicc
    32.) Why do you think so many people love myspace? idc
    33.) What do you think of people who do illegal drugs? i dont kno.?
    34.) Do you watch the Olympics? ya
    35.) What are your top three favorite stores? aero; rue 21; jcpenney
    36.)You like the new Weezer album? uh idkk
    37.)what do you think about Panic at the Disco taking out the exclamation point in their name? dont care
    38.) What is the worst job you have ever had? baby sittingg
    39.) Have you ever been to Minnesota? nope but i am going to
    40.) What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen on TV? yu dont wanna kno
    41.)What is your favorite Disney Show? phineas and ferb DUHH
    42.) Top five reasons people rank things: idk and idc
    43.) Have you ever gone camping? yeah
    44.)What do you miss most about elementary school? everything!
    45.) What is your favorite kind of DQ Blizzard? oreo
    
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15. soccersweetiexxx09011223
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2009 10:23pm UTC
    <A>lways texting?
    oh yess
    <B>een with your best friend today?
    yahhh
    <C>alled someone in the last hour? Who?
    mhm. dad.
    <D>umped someone in the past week?
    psh no
    <E>ver been in love?
    no not yet.<3
    <F>orgotten something today? What?
    yah to tell my mom something
    <G>otten to go out of the country before?
    yup aruba.<3
    <H>ow's your day been?
    ahh-mazing
    <I>f Brad Pitt saw you on the street tomorrow and asked you to marry him, would you say yes?
    hell no
    <J>uice flavor?
    orange der
    <K>ill a spider or let it go outside?
    kill it. = )
    <L>ast time you watched TV?
    riight now.
    <M>ilk or orange juice?
    ORANGE JUiCE!
    <N>umber of kids at your lunch table?
    me sarah erin leanne amanda sammii danielle shirley maddiie erin allison jenah.
    <O>ne wish?
    tht he willll just ask me out already jeez.!
    <P>erson who texted you last?
    christian.<3
    <Q>uiz time! Cinnamon Rolls of Cinnamon Pretzels?
    cinnamon rolssss
    <R>ush hour or run to school?
    rush hour
    <S>wim or ski?
    swiimm.
    <T>ina Fey or Dane Cook?
    Dane Cook all the way
    <U>nited States or Canada?
    united statess
    <V>egetable?
    cornnn
    <W>ho's your best friend?
    sarah ashley.<3
    <X>ray's you've had in your life?
    arm. leg. head
    <Y>our fave food?
    pasta
    <Z>odiac Sign?
    Virgo
    
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16. soccersweetiexxx09011223
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2009 3:15pm UTC
    j o c k e r s
    are just people that are too lazy
    to make there own quotes...
    
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17. soccersweetiexxx09011223
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2009 11:41pm UTC
    Some day your prince will come.<3333
    miine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions. <3
    
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18. soccersweetiexxx09011223
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2009 10:41pm UTC
    and i'm not jealous, no i'm not.
    i just want everything she's got
    ------------> you look at her so amazed
    i remember way back when you used to look at me that way....**
    ^^ how i feel ^^
    [ + ] if yu feel the same..
    
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19. soccersweetiexxx09011223
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2009 4:14pm UTC
    ♥HOW GUYS FLIRT♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    >He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outin
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.
    Now make a wish.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day
    
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20. soccersweetiexxx09011223
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2009 9:53pm UTC
    &+ i came here to make yu dancee tonight
    -------> i dont care about my guilty pleasure for yu.
    ~~~ cobra starship <3
    
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