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Member Since: 5 Jan 2012 04:23pm

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Laugh.
Love.
Live.it.up
Soccer<3

soccersorlien
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 10:01am UTC

LET'S GO PATRIOTS!
Any other fans?
♥

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soccersorlien
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 5:25pm UTC

wouldn't it be ironic......to die in your living room?

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soccersorlien
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 5:06pm UTC

i'm not skinny enough. she is.
i'm not pretty enough. she is.
i'm not smart enough. she is.
i'm not funny enough. she is.
i'm not good enough. she is.
that's why he's hers, & i'll never be his.

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soccersorlien
posted a quote
January 19, 2012 1:10pm UTC

Today is national popcorn day
jayciecutie01 enjoy(:

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soccersorlien
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 9:59am UTC

I don't understand
"falling head over heels"
If your head isn't over your feet in the first place,
you may have a problem
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soccersorlien
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 6:13pm UTC

I know you're my soul sister
Because we've been planning our
"Harry Potter Weekend Event"
for over a month now..

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soccersorlien
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 3:11pm UTC

You this read wrong

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soccersorlien
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 7:12pm UTC

He's 90% of the reason I wake up in the morning.
The other 10% is the need to pee ♥
nameyou2468 format

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soccersorlien
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 10:29pm UTC

2012:
GET AT ME BRO!
1800:
Advance Towards Me, Brethren!

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soccersorlien
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 5:47pm UTC

The awkward moment when the phone rings forever
Because no one really wants to talk to grandma..
I <3 my grandma
nmf

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soccersorlien
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January 5, 2012 5:29pm UTC

I wanted to make nachos
I had everything ready
I waited for them to cook
I had forgotten the cheese
I ate toasted chips
nameyou2468 | Format by Sandrasaurus

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