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soccermonkey123

1. soccermonkey123
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   May 10, 2012 3:32pm UTC
   So I asked this girl on my bus if she was a directioner, and she said yes.
   I asked her this because her oovoo status was i love one direction sooooo much.
   When she responded yes, I said intersting. How many R's?
   She said 1. Then i said your not a true directioner. She didnt answer.
   5 Minutes later....I'm showing my friend pictures of One Direction on my phone and the girl said, Is that Liam, when it was really Louis.
   I was about to fu*king punch her in the face.
   True story, Im not kidding(:
   
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2. soccermonkey123
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   May 10, 2012 3:28pm UTC
   How many R's?
   
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3. soccermonkey123
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   May 9, 2012 5:56pm UTC
   Comment your name and i'll tell you who you sound good with from One Direction(:
   
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4. soccermonkey123
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   May 9, 2012 5:38pm UTC
   Kid: What way do the five gay guys walk?
   Me: I dont know, why?
   Kid: One Direction
   Me: I know their gay.
   Kid: Dont you love them?
   Me: Yeah, but if you were a directioner you would understand.
   
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5. soccermonkey123
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   March 16, 2012 7:51pm UTC
   That awkward moment when its silent and somebody cracks their bacck(:
   
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6. soccermonkey123
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   March 15, 2012 4:43pm UTC
   One Direction "Stole My Heart" in "Another World."
   All those "Moments" I keep on making the "Same Mistakes."
   So i was "Up All Night" wanting to say to you " I Should've Kissed You"
   But you know I know that I cant love you " More Than This" Harry<3, Louis<3, Niall<3,Liam<3, &Zayn<3
   Highlight the last part in between the quote and this(: Fav<333
   
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7. soccermonkey123
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   March 11, 2012 9:15pm UTC
   Everytime I watch Toy Story i say to myself "Do my toys come to life?"
   :D
   
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8. soccermonkey123
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   March 11, 2012 1:14pm UTC
   Stop KONY! Fav if you agree(:
   
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9. soccermonkey123
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   March 11, 2012 12:19pm UTC
   Louis William Tomlinson<3
   
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10. soccermonkey123
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    March 10, 2012 11:20am UTC
    Z -oo- <- bra
    Fav if you get this(:
    
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11. soccermonkey123
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    March 10, 2012 11:18am UTC
    That moment when you dont know how to spell a word so you change the whole sentence to avoid using that word. Fav if you have done this(:
    
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12. soccermonkey123
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    March 3, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    That awkward moment when the teacher picks on you to read the board and your responce is i cant see it:/
    
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13. soccermonkey123
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    March 1, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    Bob: What are you doing?
    Patrick: Your sister!
    Bob: No your not!
    Patrick: Congrats! You want a cookie or a medal for figuring that out?
    Bob: Cookie(:
    
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14. soccermonkey123
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    March 1, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    If we arent supposed to have mid-night snacks then why is there a light in the fridge?<3
    
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15. soccermonkey123
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    March 1, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    The best thing about me is you<3
    
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16. soccermonkey123
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    March 1, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you have not met<3
    
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17. soccermonkey123
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    March 1, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    The love we have is God's gift to us,what we do with it is our gift to God<3
    
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18. soccermonkey123
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    March 1, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Love is like air we breathe. It may not always be seen, but it is always felt, used, and needed(:
    
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19. soccermonkey123
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    March 1, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    I takes a second to say i love you,but a lifetime to show it<3
    
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20. soccermonkey123
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    March 1, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    If you love something let it go, if it comes back its yours, if it doesn't it wasnt meant for you<3
    
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