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July 25, 2011 4:46pm UTC

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soccermaniac1102
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July 25, 2011 8:26am UTC

You love him don't you?
Realize that I didn't mention any names. Favorite this if the guy you like instantly came to your mind.

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soccermaniac1102
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July 24, 2011 1:14pm UTC

Dear Fourth Grader on Facebook,
How are you in a complicated relationship?
Sincerely, what'd he do, steal your animal crackers? ♥

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soccermaniac1102
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July 24, 2011 1:07pm UTC

Dear Lady Cleaning My Teeth,
I know it's your job but, can you please get your boob out of my face?
Sincerely, This is awkward ♥

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soccermaniac1102
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July 24, 2011 1:01pm UTC

Dear Rebecca Black,
That's how you do a song about Friday
Sincerely, Katy Perry ♥

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soccermaniac1102
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July 16, 2011 11:32am UTC

Dear Taio Cruz,
I throw my wand up in the air sometimes saying ayooo where'd my nose go?
Sincerely, Voldemort ♥

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soccermaniac1102
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July 16, 2011 11:22am UTC

Dear inventor of tampons,
how awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?
Sincerely, curious. ♥

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soccermaniac1102
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July 16, 2011 11:18am UTC

Dear makers of feminine products,
Could you make the wrappers a bit louder, I think there are some people down the hall who didn't quite hear what I was doing
Sincerely, women everywhere ♥

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soccermaniac1102
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July 15, 2011 5:56pm UTC

Dear Officer,
I'm not slurring, I'm speaking in cursive...
Sincerely, Drunk.

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soccermaniac1102
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June 30, 2011 8:03pm UTC

Highlight if you are a boy!
Wow, you dont look like a dude...
favorite if you just highlighted it but your're a girl. (:

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soccermaniac1102
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June 26, 2011 9:47am UTC

♥
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dododoododdo
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
Dear Cupid,Lets
talk about your aim.

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soccermaniac1102
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June 25, 2011 5:29pm UTC

Awkward: Your cell phone going off full volume at a funeral.
Even more awkward: Your ringtone being, "I Will Survive" ♥

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soccermaniac1102
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 11:14am UTC

Isn't it ironic that Rebecca Black is in Katy Perry's
music video for her new single "Last Friday Night" ? *

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soccermaniac1102
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June 24, 2011 6:30pm UTC

TAKE THEM SHOES
OFF YOUR TEETH AND
STOP RUNNING YOUR MOUTH(:

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soccermaniac1102
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June 24, 2011 6:14pm UTC

The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed*

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soccermaniac1102
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June 24, 2011 4:58pm UTC

Boy, if your gunna be
a player then you better be a pro so you can tell the difference between
a good girl and a hoe*

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