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1. soccer_41
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   October 25, 2013 8:29am UTC
   Sometimes ill do something and think "thats so Raven" other things i do and think "that was not very Raven"
   
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2. soccer_41
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   October 25, 2013 8:26am UTC
   The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket
   
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3. soccer_41
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   October 23, 2013 7:52pm UTC
   HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   love ya!!!!!!!!
   
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4. soccer_41
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   October 22, 2013 12:31pm UTC
   Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
   
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5. soccer_41
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   October 22, 2013 12:17pm UTC
   We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public... sometimes.
   
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6. soccer_41
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   October 18, 2013 9:59am UTC
   Some people are just born lucky, I am not one of those people. --Drake and Josh
   
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7. soccer_41
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   October 17, 2013 2:25pm UTC
   I trusted you but now your words mean nothing to me because your actions spoke the truth.
   
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8. soccer_41
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   October 17, 2013 2:20pm UTC
   Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
   
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9. soccer_41
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   October 16, 2013 6:25pm UTC
   Have you ever missed someone so much it hurts to think about them...?
   
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10. soccer_41
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    October 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    If I lay here, If I just lay here
    Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
    
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11. soccer_41
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    October 15, 2013 10:18am UTC
    Are you callin me a liar?!
    Well i aint callin you a truther!!
    
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12. soccer_41
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    October 14, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    Who remembers:
    Please excuse Drake from doing his homework. He has twisted his liver and is unable to read, write and bathe.
    Yours Truly,
    The Doctor
    
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13. soccer_41
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    October 11, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    The truth will set you free. But first, it will p*ss you off.
    ---Gloria Steinem
    
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14. soccer_41
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    October 10, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    Mom: what did you learn in school today?
    Me: obviously not a lot because we still have to go back tomorrow.
    
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15. soccer_41
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    October 10, 2013 9:02am UTC
    The worst feeling is when you see your mom cry, the one who you thought was the strongest person in your life.
    
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16. soccer_41
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    October 9, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    me: what does the fox say? Ding---
    friend: please. no more.
    me: slow down grab the wa---
    friend: what did i just say?
    me: .... goodbye
    
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17. soccer_41
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    October 9, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    In school the other day:
    teacher: is the glass half full or half empty?
    friend: can i drink the water?
    me: ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
    me: *falls on floor*
    
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18. soccer_41
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    October 9, 2013 7:57am UTC
    Boy: Come at me bro!
    Me: Why would anyone want to come at you!
    Boy: Because im amazballs
    Me: really, really
    Boy: Yeah girlfraaaan
    Me: please just shut up
    Boy: ya i got you
    
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19. soccer_41
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    October 8, 2013 10:43am UTC
    I love that really cute thing you do when I text you and you dont text back for an hour.
    
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20. soccer_41
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    October 8, 2013 10:38am UTC
    I am done with these idiots who don't care. I am done.
    
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