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soccer4lyf
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 1:33pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Lazy truth # 12345678912
You were to lazy to read that whole thing and i was to lazym to think of a real number

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soccer4lyf
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 12:56pm UTC

That super cool moment when
you go back and fix your word with out spell checks assistance

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soccer4lyf
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 9:48pm UTC

When my parents say no.
It makes me want it even more
thats why i want him
♥♥♥

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soccer4lyf
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 9:42pm UTC

If taylor swift had a witty
i dont even know
how much she would influence and inspire
all the witty girls here
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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soccer4lyf
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Is it normal to have a giant smile on your face when he texts you?
If it isnt then there is something SEROUSLY wrong with me 0.o

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soccer4lyf
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Scrolling though the top qoutes and thinking...
wow why didnt i think of this -_-
♥ if you do this♥

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soccer4lyf
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 10:21pm UTC

Some people deal with problems by:
Cutting
Or by:
Music
Me i deal with things by:
Rapeing my fridge for every thing inside
of it then once its all gone steal my moms
credit card and by more
:)
fav ♥ if this is the way you deal with things

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soccer4lyf
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 6:31pm UTC

I finally figured out victorias secret
Her boobs are fake

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soccer4lyf
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 6:28pm UTC

*banana peel on the table*
me: ahhhh shield your eyes there is a naked banana on the loose!!!
*scream then run out of the room*
acctully happed on sunday!!

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soccer4lyf
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 9:51pm UTC

"Leggo"
no honey leggo is a toy

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soccer4lyf
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 5:36pm UTC

Ohhhhh
the good old days
when we didnt get judged on what we wore because wour moms picked out for us

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soccer4lyf
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 5:30pm UTC

•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
TThat moment of pure depression when
you notice there is no toilet paper right after you pee
•○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○

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soccer4lyf
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 11:06pm UTC

Admit it we all
have wanted to try a crabby patty

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soccer4lyf
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 5:01pm UTC

Life is to short too:
to kiss slowly
laugh with no reason
love truly
and forgive quickly
thats why i havent forgiven you

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soccer4lyf
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 4:52pm UTC

who said nothings impossibal
PSHHHH
i have been doing nothing for years
nmq:) follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365

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soccer4lyf
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 4:46pm UTC

People say you cant live
with out love..
I think oxegen is way more important...
nmq/nmf
Division - Aly & AJ

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soccer4lyf
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 3:09pm UTC

That Drunk moment
You get at school in the morning
♥

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soccer4lyf
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 9:12pm UTC

1.open the fridge nothing to eat *sadden*
2.open the pantry nothing to eat *sadder*
3.lower my standers and check again
*story of my life :]*

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soccer4lyf
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 4:18pm UTC

the only person you
can trust is your dog :] they cant talk
WAIT WHAT IF THEY TELL THEIR DOG FRIENDS
CRAP!

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soccer4lyf
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 9:54pm UTC

I don't think i have ever seen a tomb stone that said:
died from not forwarding a forward
nmq/nmf
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