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  1. jacijo16 jacijo16
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    Add the people you like, subtract the people who cause drama. Multiply the people you love, divide the people who hurt you♥

  2. CaylenNadineX CaylenNadineX
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 11:16pm UTC
    WHENYOURWALKING,THENSTARTTEXTING
    and walk slower and slower and slower til you're
    juststandingtheretexting.

  3. ImC00likethat ImC00likethat
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 11:26pm UTC
    When a person's laugh
    is funnier then the joke.

  4. Kate_loves_you Kate_loves_you
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 11:27pm UTC
    l hate how when your on your period, you stand up after sitting for a while and BAM. its niagra falls.

  5. turgeonite2 turgeonite2
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 10:01pm UTC
    you are beautiful, no matter what they say. 'cause words can't bring you down..
    I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!!

  6. lizzygaddy lizzygaddy
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    A child says to his mom,
    "Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick."
    In anger, she starts to hit her child until he was unconscious.
    Then she regrets what she has done, crying, she says to her child,
    "please open your eyes," but it was too late.
    His tiny heart had stopped beating.
    When she walked into her bedroom, the sheet said,
    "I LOVE YOU MOMMY."
    STOP CHILD ABUSE

    Favorite if you're against child abuse.

  7. Gymdancer288 Gymdancer288
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    The EARTH
    without art
    is just "eh"
    fave♥ if you get it.

  8. maxiemax456 maxiemax456
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 7:10pm UTC
    *that baby dinosaur noise
    you make when you
    stretch *

  9. GirlsLikeBoys GirlsLikeBoys
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    that awkward moment,
    when you hear everyone turn the page of their test, and your still on the first question..


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. blondieeex3 blondieeex3
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    Im Hungary
    Maybe you should Czech the fridge.
    Im Russian to the kitchen!
    Is there any Turkey?!
    We have some, but it's covered in a layer of Greece.
    Ew, there is Norway you can eat that...
    -nmf-

  12. lillylovee lillylovee
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    Me: *Sneeze*
    Class: *Silence*
    Most popular girl in grade: *Sneeze*
    Class: God bless you sweetheart Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze! Amen!

  13. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: Not now, sit down.
    Me: Uhm okay, I'll just sit here and bleed on the chair, that's cool too.
    nmf/nmq

  14. Iamchubbyx33 Iamchubbyx33
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    #32WHEN BOYS;
    HAVE A ROCKIN' BODY.

  15. jellybelly101 jellybelly101
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 11:32pm UTC
    ""WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
    - Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
    - Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
    - Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
    - Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
    - Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
    - Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...
    ____________________________________________________
    WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
    - Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
    - Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
    - Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
    - Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
    - Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
    - Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.
    ____________________________________________________
    ADVICE:
    - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely
    in Love.
    ____________________________________________________
    REQUIREMENTS:
    - Add this to ur favorites after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    ____________________________________________________
    IF YOU (LIKE), (LOVE), OR (MISS) SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
    - and can't get them out of your head.
    - then add this to ur favorites within One Minute and Whoever you are missing
    will surprise you."WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
    - Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
    - Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
    - Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
    - Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
    - Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
    - Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...
    ____________________________________________________

  16. PervertedUnicorn PervertedUnicorn
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 11:40pm UTC
    Every cutie with a bootie;
    Needs a hottie With a body. ♥

  17. Margarita_Garcia Margarita_Garcia
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    Guys That Play Soccer ;)

  18. xoGirlInLovexo xoGirlInLovexo
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    2011: come at me, bro.
    1800: approach hither into the direction of i, comrade.
    nmf.

  19. xxchrgrlxxlrl xxchrgrlxxlrl
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 11:40am UTC
    Oh, you’re dating my ex?
    Cool, I’m eating a sandwich.
    Want those leftovers too?

  20. xoshelbyox xoshelbyox
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 11:22am UTC
    that awkward moment
    when someone you hate, thinks you like them... lawlz.

:)

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