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snooki123
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September 20, 2012 5:34pm UTC

Dear Girls...
Leaning forward isnt going to make your boobs look any bigger...
Dear Guys...
Leaning back with your shirt off isnt going to make you grow a six pack...

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snooki123
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June 5, 2012 8:20pm UTC

Wow... Im 15 and still havent had my first Kiss

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snooki123
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June 5, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Im supposed to be writing an english paper...Shhh its our little secret ;)

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snooki123
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May 31, 2012 8:57am UTC

Girls are NOT Toys... you cant just drop them when you get bored

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snooki123
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May 31, 2012 8:43am UTC

Who else remembers...
Guess what?
What?
Your stuck with it?!

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snooki123
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May 24, 2012 1:11pm UTC

We adore the ones who ignore us.And ignore the ones who adore us.♥

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snooki123
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May 18, 2012 8:56am UTC

Friends- Make a cute nickname for you....
Best Friends- Steal everyone else's nickname and claim it as their own ;)

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snooki123
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May 8, 2012 5:46pm UTC

Sitting in class...sippin Sunny D like a BO$$

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snooki123
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May 3, 2012 8:52am UTC

Parents: Oh my god honey you are gorgous! Are you sure you dont have a boyfriend?
Realatives: Aww youve gotten so cute! How are you single?
Friends: OMG you are soo pretty, guys must be crazy not to go out with you.
Guys: Eww you mean her? Pfft *walks away*

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snooki123
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April 30, 2012 9:15pm UTC

Hey! I dont get on here alot so i dont really have a "witty best friend" so i was wondering if yall could help me out. If a guy asks you out how do you nicely and politly say no...I feel bad for him but i dont wanna date him. Help!!!

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snooki123
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March 15, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Just to let yall know...I asked "him" out...and Now hes my boyfriend...He said Yesss :D

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snooki123
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March 15, 2012 3:59pm UTC

Oh god...Im gonna ask "him" out....
Im freaking out...Hope he says yes...

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snooki123
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March 8, 2012 1:18pm UTC

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snooki123
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January 27, 2012 6:15pm UTC

"Dude he just called you a theif"..."Oh heck no, hold his wallet!"

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snooki123
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January 25, 2012 8:16pm UTC

That awkward moment when a guy is wearing more makeup than you O.o

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snooki123
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January 18, 2012 4:33pm UTC

Not gonna lie...Im mad excited about American Idol!!!

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snooki123
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January 18, 2012 3:04pm UTC

For all you men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen remember...That's where the knives are kept ;)

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snooki123
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January 13, 2012 12:59pm UTC

I like when my face decides to be 2d...nice and smooth
and then it decidees to be 3d and your like
"Come on bro seriously i dont need your 3d pimples and zits and nasty stuff"

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snooki123
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January 13, 2012 12:55pm UTC

You know whose cute? Look at the first word ;)

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snooki123
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January 12, 2012 7:37pm UTC

Cool story bro!!!
...My brothers never told me a cool story...jussayin

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