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smileehaley
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 5:12pm UTC

I want a boyfriend that i can be myself with.
So i dont have to pretend to like him.
That way he can like me for me and not anyone else.

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smileehaley
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March 5, 2012 4:55pm UTC

I hate people.

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smileehaley
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March 5, 2012 4:54pm UTC

So my best friend is dating my crush... lunch is going to be so awkward.

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smileehaley
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 6:43pm UTC

My ex bestfriend stoll the guy that I loved from me.
so we got in a fight and stopped talking
but now I miss her...
what should I do?

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smileehaley
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 6:20pm UTC

I hate when a girl calls a guy immature when their just having fun

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smileehaley
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 6:43pm UTC

Boy~Hey
Girl~Hi
Boy~Did you know that my next girlfriend looks exactly like you?
Girl~Really?... Who?
Boy~...

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smileehaley
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 5:39pm UTC

If your uncle jack helped you off a elephant,
would you help your uncle jack off a elephant?
Highlight below
Like if you get it

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smileehaley
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 9:44pm UTC

BRING IT ON IRENE!

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smileehaley
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July 27, 2011 7:59pm UTC

There are three girls robbing a bank. red head, brunette, and blonde. they all have potato bags. the cops come and the girls jump in there potato bags. the cops poke the bag with the red head in it. the red head says "woof woof" and the cops think their are puppies in it. the cops poke the bag with the brunette in it. the brunette says "meow meow" and the cops think their were kittens in it. then the cops poke the potato bag with the blonde in it and the blonde says "potato potato"...
Fav if you get it :)

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smileehaley
posted a quote
July 27, 2011 12:26am UTC

uh oh its a midget,
midgets are mean,
tell him hes tall

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smileehaley
posted a quote
July 27, 2011 12:08am UTC

I die when he makes me cry
I run a mile when he makes me smile
Part of him touches my heart
The other part is a piece of art

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smileehaley
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 11:36pm UTC

I liked a boy. He became friends with new people. He changed. I don't like him anymore. Then he started to like me. I love the old him not the new him.

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smileehaley
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 11:12pm UTC

did you know that flowers are like anger. your anger grows. blooms when you hear something you dont like. as the flower starts to grow old the pedals start to fall off. that is when you cant take it anymore and as that last pedal falls to the ground you lose it and you blow up with anger. when it is over the flower dies with the anger.

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smileehaley
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 10:58pm UTC

I don't understand why everyone is scared of death. Its a part of life that must happen. So I think its a good thing. when you die you will go to a happy place. So stop worrying about death and go have fun instead.

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smileehaley
posted a quote
July 23, 2011 12:53am UTC

Did you know that Vancouver, Canada is known for hockey. Did you know that the Boston Bruins beat them at hockey :)

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smileehaley
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July 23, 2011 12:33am UTC

you lead him on. you used him. he loved you. you blocked him from your life and broke his heart. now your hated by everyone and you got what you deserved.

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smileehaley
posted a quote
July 23, 2011 12:15am UTC

I was over you... before I saw you... with her... how do you get over a first love?

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