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smexy_skater

1. smexy_skater
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2009 5:10pm UTC
   Don't You Hate it When...
   ith your mom,
   and your mom walks away somewhere,
   then you find her and run up and say,
   "Mom what the heck, where did you go?"
   then you look up and...
   iT'S NOT YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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2. smexy_skater
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2009 4:24pm UTC
   sorry i got distracted by something really shiney!!! =]
   
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3. smexy_skater
   posted a quote
   January 30, 2009 5:18pm UTC
   Boys or Chocolate Milk?
   Umm wow, that chocolate milk
   sure is tempting. But that boy is so
   cute! Oh who am I kidding?!
   Anyone got a straw!?
   
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4. smexy_skater
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2009 11:36am UTC
   im the type of girl that gets distracted by anything shiney, and never finish what i was...
   
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5. smexy_skater
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2009 1:22pm UTC
   F is for Friends who do stuff together.
   U is for You and me.
   N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.
   Down here in the deep blue sea!
   F is for Fire that burns down the whole town.
   U is for URANIUM...BOMBS!
   N is for No survivors when you're-
   F is for friends who do stuff together.
   U is for You and me
   N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.
   Down here in the deep blue sea!
   F is for Frolic through all the flowers.
   U is for Ukelele.
   N is for Nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking.
   Here with my best buddy.
   Down in the deep blue sea.]
   i <3 SPONGEBOB
   
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6. smexy_skater
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2009 1:02am UTC
   when i go to the mall, [[ i get noticed ]]
   when i go to McDonalds, [[ i get noticed ]]
   when i go to the ladies room,
   [[ I PEE ]]
   
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7. smexy_skater
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2009 10:49pm UTC
   babe
   your 95% of the reason
   i wake up in the morning!!
   The other 5% is i have to
   pee so DAMN bad !!
   
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8. smexy_skater
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   January 25, 2009 4:02pm UTC
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9. smexy_skater
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2009 9:34pm UTC
   blondeness
   Shoot i gave that
   word a definition!
   
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10. smexy_skater
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    January 24, 2009 1:30pm UTC
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11. smexy_skater
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 1:26pm UTC
    If I end up in jail...
    my boyfriend is my one and only call,
    my friend helps bail me out,
    my best friend sitting right next to me saying
    "DAMN that was fun!"
    
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12. smexy_skater
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 1:23pm UTC
    when we all go to hevan,
    you will be walking, skipping, and strolling
    down the golden path to meet God,
    but i will be skateboarding down it!
    
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13. smexy_skater
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 1:19pm UTC
    when life hands you lemons, squirt them in peoples eyes!
    when life hands you apples, throw them at people!
    when life hands you cupcakes, hands off people these are MINE!
    
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14. smexy_skater
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 8:13am UTC
    p The Police are cominggg =)
    They are looking for the most out going -
    out spoken - Hard to handle- party Hard Girls
    Where should me and my girls hide ..?
    
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15. smexy_skater
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    January 24, 2009 7:58am UTC
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16. smexy_skater
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    January 24, 2009 7:36am UTC
    OKAY.
    so theres this thing...
    called
    r e t a r d e d n e s s
    and me and my friends,
    WE'VE GONE PRO :]
    
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17. smexy_skater
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 7:33am UTC
    a good friend
    will wipe your tears when you break up with your boyfriend
    a true friend
    will be chasing him down the hall screaming "I always knew you were gay!"
    
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18. smexy_skater
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    January 23, 2009 6:58pm UTC
    Hell yeah I'm a
    BLONDE!
    Do you got a problem with it?
    
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19. smexy_skater
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2009 6:50pm UTC
    Screw the Princess I'm the QUEEN
    ...O……….ºº.……....O
    ....ºº……º**º…...ºº
    …..º*º.º****º.º*º
    ……º**********º
    ……ººººººººººººº
    
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