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1. smexy_beast101
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2013 3:05am UTC
   This or that quiz(:
   [x] Eminem or Lil Wayne []
   [] UGGs or flip flops [x]
   [x] smoothies or slushies []
   [] Justin Bieber or Cody Simpson [x]
   [x] beach or swimming pool []
   [x] Witty or Facebook []
   [x] movies or TV shows []
   [x] curly hair or straight []
   [] Abercrombie or Hollister []
   [x] dogs or cats []
   [] Winter or Summer [x]
   [x] solo artists or bands [x]
   [x] singing or acting []
   [x] pictures or videos [x]
   [] soccer or softball [x]
   [x] books or magazines []
   [] love or friendship [x]
   [x]straight or gay[x]
   [x]cute or sexy[]
   [x]asleep or awake[]
   ♥
   repost this with your answers! feel free to add more "this or thats"(:
   
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2. smexy_beast101
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2012 1:48pm UTC
   ---------------------------------------------------------------
   The Awkward Moment
   Between when you were born and when you died.
   ---------------------------------------------------------------
   Format: TristanIsAGuysNameToo
   
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3. smexy_beast101
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2011 10:42am UTC
   oh my god
   i just realized....farts are just air poops.
   
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4. smexy_beast101
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2011 7:06pm UTC
   W.W.J.D.
   Willy Wonka Jelly Donuts
   ♥
   
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5. smexy_beast101
   posted a quote
   May 4, 2011 4:49pm UTC
   smile (n)
   the shortest distance between two people
   ❤
   
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6. smexy_beast101
   posted a quote
   May 4, 2011 1:37pm UTC
   This or that quiz(:
   [x] Eminem or Lil Wayne []
   [] UGGs or flip flops [x]
   [x] smoothies or slushies []
   [x] Justin Bieber or Cody Simpson []
   [x] beach or swimming pool []
   [x] Witty or Facebook []
   [x] movies or TV shows []
   [x] curly hair or straight []
   [] Abercrombie or Hollister [x]
   [x] dogs or cats []
   [] Winter or Summer [x]
   [x] solo artists or bands []
   [x] singing or acting []
   [] pictures or videos [x]
   [] soccer or softball [x]
   [x] books or magazines []
   [] love or friendship [x]
   [x]straight or gay[]
   []cute or sexy[x]
   [x]asleep or awake[]
   ♥
   repost this with your answers! feel free to add more "this or thats"(:
   
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7. smexy_beast101
   posted a quote
   May 4, 2011 1:15pm UTC
   How the hell are you supposed to draw a
   NOSE?
   nmf
   
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8. smexy_beast101
   posted a quote
   May 3, 2011 9:04pm UTC
   am i the only one who likes to touch their legs after shaving them?
   
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9. smexy_beast101
   posted a quote
   May 3, 2011 8:07pm UTC
   Roses are red
   Violets are blue
   Even though you BROKE my heart
   I will always love you.
   
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10. smexy_beast101
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2011 6:40pm UTC
    Today one of my friends came up to me and said
    "I know you love your best friend, but be careful.
    She ditched her last 'best friend'.
    I don't want you to be hurt like that."
    Then she walked away.
    I know who my real best friend is now.
    format credit to chloe_ballerina
    
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