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smartypants1012

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smartypants1012
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 10:04pm UTC
there was a blond a brunette and a ranger they were running from the police so they hid in three sacks off potatoes. the police sore the three sacks and the kicked the brunette inside the sack and she said "meow" so they kicked the ranger and she said "roof" then the blond she said "potatoes" so who do u think they took.
they took the cat and the dog what would they do with potatoes.

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smartypants1012
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October 7, 2011 10:10pm UTC
"how do you confuse a blond"?
"you put her in a circular room and ask
her to sit in a corner".

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smartypants1012
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 10:07pm UTC
your mums so
dumb she tripped
over a cordless phone

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