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  1. slimshady330 slimshady330
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 8:06am UTC
    I wish that you were here. Or I was there.Or we were togeather anywhere.

  2. slimshady330 slimshady330
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    Men should be like coffee. Sweet, Strong and HOT!!:)

  3. slimshady330 slimshady330
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    If you're to busy looking for the perfect person. you will probably miss the imperfect person that can make you perfectly happy...

  4. slimshady330 slimshady330
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 11:56am UTC
    You dont want me to be with you! You dont want me to be with someone else. How miserable do I have to be before your happy?:(

  5. slimshady330 slimshady330
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    Where you dropped on your head as a baby?
    Yeah... Into a pool of SEXY!:)

  6. slimshady330 slimshady330
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Boy: I think I like this girl...
    Girl: Really? who?
    Boy: Uhmmm she kinda looks like you....
    Girl: Aww is it me?;)<3
    Boy: No... ur sister
    Girl: .......

  7. slimshady330 slimshady330
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    I kinda like love you! who am I kidding??? Im CRAZYYY about YOU!

  8. slimshady330 slimshady330
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    She fell asleep and got lost in WONDERLAND

  9. slimshady330 slimshady330
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    A PERSON WHO NEVER MADE A MISTAKE NEVER TRIED SOMETHING NEW

  10. slimshady330 slimshady330
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    If i could dream at all it would be about YOU!

  11. slimshady330 slimshady330
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    You are what you eat.
    That's Strange!
    I dont think i've eaten any,
    SEXINESS
    TODAY!

  12. slimshady330 slimshady330
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 11:59am UTC
    GOT ACNE?
    ask your girlfriend what to do.
    oh, that's right you !
    You dont have one!

  13. slimshady330 slimshady330
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 11:56am UTC
    The police are looking for a suspect discribed as, sexy, funny, and great in bed!
    Your ugly as*is safe. But where should I hide?

  14. slimshady330 slimshady330
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 11:53am UTC
    GOT ME?
    I'll do your body good!

  15. slimshady330 slimshady330
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 11:49am UTC
    I heard your a player.
    So let's play a game.
    Let's sweet talk.
    Let's play fight.
    Let's talk 24/7.
    Lets tell eachother goodmorning and goodnight everyday.
    Let's take walks togeather.
    Let's give eachother nicknames.
    Let's hangout with eachothers friends.
    Let's go on dates.
    Let's talk on the phone all night.
    Let's hold eachother.
    Let's kiss and hug.
    And whoever falls in love first...
    Loses!

  16. slimshady330 slimshady330
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 11:36am UTC
    I love you with all my butt i'd say my heart but my butts BIGGER

  17. slimshady330 slimshady330
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 11:33am UTC
    lOVE IS LIKE heaven BUT IT CAN HURT LIKE hell!

  18. slimshady330 slimshady330
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 11:30am UTC
    Do you have a band-aid cause I just scraped my knee falling 4 YOU!

  19. slimshady330 slimshady330
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    You dont know how fast my heart races when i see YOU!

  20. slimshady330 slimshady330
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 11:59am UTC
    Out of all your lies"i LOVE YOU!" was my favorite!

:)

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