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  1. astavemyliuu astavemyliuu
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 10:22am UTC
    Teenage Post #7973
    Tripping over an object, then verbally abusing it.

  2. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 11:34am UTC
    I'm moody like squidward.
    Sometimes selfish like Mr.Crabs.
    A bit dumb like Patrick.
    But I'll be there for you like Sponge Bob.
    *•♥•♥•♥•♥•♥•♥•*

  3. xnevershoutsalena xnevershoutsalena
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 11:38am UTC
    do you ever get called beautiful
    but you have no self-confidence, so you don't feel beautiful?

  4. BubblyGirl22 BubblyGirl22
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    "Haters are like crickets:
    they chirp all f*cking day and you walk by them and they shut the f*ck up."
    ~Drita (Mob Wives)

  5. BubblyGirl22 BubblyGirl22
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 10:33am UTC
    Don't you hate it when #1
    When you show your friends a band you like and then they say "Oh I hate this band, they're awful". Two days later, they're like "Omg I love this band, I bought their new album! And I'm going to their concert!"
    -_-

  6. Awesome_Laura Awesome_Laura
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    When you really need
    to pee, but just can’t be bothered to walk to the bathroom

  7. Awesome_Laura Awesome_Laura
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    Mum: Wear a coat!
    Me: NO.
    Mum: You’ll be cold!
    Me: No I wont.
    *15 minutes later*
    Me: Im cold.
    nmq

  8. BubblyGirl22 BubblyGirl22
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    It's so hard telling
    yourself it's time to
    move on.

  9. Awesome_Laura Awesome_Laura
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 9:40am UTC
    The biggest lie I tell myself is
    “I don’t need to write this down
    I will remember it all.”

  10. BubblegumSweetcake BubblegumSweetcake
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    ❤♥♡♥❤♥♡♥❤
    Love to me is like getting hit with a ball you never know how hard its going to hit you till it happens.
    ❤♥♡♥❤♥♡♥❤
    Cookiedoughformats

  11. BubblegumSweetcake BubblegumSweetcake
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 10:31pm UTC

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    I'm having one of those nights where all I'm
    doing is thinking about you. North Carolina is a far way
    from Michigan but wherever you are in life I hope you
    know I may not be there in real life but I'm always with
    you in ur heart. I love you Cole see you in two years.
    Cookiedoughformats

  12. BubblegumSweetcake BubblegumSweetcake
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 1:24am UTC
    Has anyone else ever thought that maybe Bella doesn't really love Edward maybe she just wants to be a vampire

  13. BubblyGirl22 BubblyGirl22
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    Step in Someone Elses Shoes
    maybe you'll finally see how much it hurts.

  14. BubblyGirl22 BubblyGirl22
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    In case you wondered what it sounds like when they sing little things while taking a shower..
    Your day had been long, to say the least.
    It seemed like the world was working against you,
    and it was proving too much for you to handle.
    When you came home, you barely muttered a “Hello” to him and went straight for the shower.
    You undressed as the water heated up,
    seeing your reflection blur in the mirror. Once the bathroom was sufficiently filled with fog from the heat of the shower,
    you stepped in only to make the water even warmer.
    It caused your skin to turn red,
    but you chose to ignore the pain and tried to focus on the heat relaxing your muscles. Before you realized it,
    the stress of the day had piled on too much and you began to cry. Moments later, the shower door opened
    and he stepped inside, immediately pulling you to him
    when he saw your eyes. He began singing to you,
    lowering himself so he was at eye level.
    While singing to you, he washed your hair for you
    and gave you a scalp massage in the process.
    He massaged your limbs with vanilla scented body wash,
    trailing his skilled fingers with light kisses.
    “I won’t let these little things slip out of my mouth, but if it’s true it’s you- it’s you they add up to. I’m in love with you, and all your little things.”
    tumblr

  15. BubblegumSweetcake BubblegumSweetcake
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    I thought I was done thinking these thoughts but now I don't think I can stop the thoughts and who knows maybe my thoughts will push me to do it.

  16. BubblyGirl22 BubblyGirl22
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:58am UTC
    So I was talking to my bestie, and I was telling her about how sometimes my crush is a jerk, and she said "He'd better lucky that I'm not there with you".
    :)

  17. BubblyGirl22 BubblyGirl22
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    "There's nothing that can't be
    done if we raise
    our voice as one."
    - Michael Jackson ♥
    (format credit to OneDirection)

  18. BubblyGirl22 BubblyGirl22
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    Babysitting:
    *finally puts all of the kids to sleep*
    Me: Hello Refrigerator.

  19. BubblyGirl22 BubblyGirl22
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    I wonder if guys have nicknames for
    their crushes like us girls do. . .

  20. BubblyGirl22 BubblyGirl22
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 11:41pm UTC
    Talking to my Bro
    Me: Seriously you need to get off that XBOX, you pratically live on that thing.
    Him: Ahem. *looks at me with my laptop*
    Me: Nevermind.

:)

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